Cameron Monaghan: Kevin O'Doyle
Kevin O'Doyle : [referring to Michael's car] What kind of stereo do you have in that blue piece of shit?
Michael Newman : You know, I never check, Kevin.
Kevin O'Doyle : Yeah, well my father's stereo is a Bose.
Michael Newman : [yell's while in his car] Your father's stereo blows? That's too bad!
Kevin O'Doyle : No! I said... That's not what I said!
Michael Newman : [pulls off his driveway and speeds away yelling] His father stereo blows! Wheee!
Michael Newman : How you doing, buddy? Playing some catch?
Kevin O'Doyle : Actually, we're playing some drop, 'cause Ben hasn't caught one yet.
[Kevin throws ball, Ben misses and throws it back, glaring]
Ben at 7-Years-Old : Darn it.
Michael Newman : Ahh.
[freezes the game and moves Kevin's glove down and unfreezes]
Kevin O'Doyle : [Ball hits Kevin's face] Ahh!
Michael Newman : Ho-ho! You're a regular Derek Jeter yourself, O'Doyle.
Kevin O'Doyle : [runs home] MOMMY!
[Michael Newman smoking cigar sees his O'Doyle RV, Kevin O'Doyle walking with skateboard to him]
Kevin O'Doyle : Pretty sweet, eh? Two queen beds, full kitchen, steam shower and satellite TV with surround sound.
Michael Newman : Why are you always trying to hurt me? One day, I'm gonna hurt you back.
Kathy O'Doyle : Michael Newman, I didn't know you smoked cigars.
Michael Newman : And now's the time.
Michael Newman : No, Kathy. This isn't mine. I took it out of Kevin's hands. Yeah, he was smoking like a chimney.
Kevin O'Doyle : No, I wasn't!
Michael Newman : I think, I smell marijuana in it.
Kathy O'Doyle : Kevin O'Doyle, you get your ass in this house! RIGHT NOW!
Kevin O'Doyle : I hate you!
Kathy O'Doyle : Are you deaf? MOVE IT!
[Kevin runs off to his mother]
Kevin O'Doyle : Mom, I swear!
Kathy O'Doyle : I don't wanna have to ask you again!
Michael Newman : Dope is for dopes, buddy!
Kathy O'Doyle : [grabs his hair] Get your ass in this house!
[They got inside the house]