Womb Raider

With a title like "Womb Raider" and a heroine named Cara Loft, I wasn't expecting TOO much from this movie; I just hoped it would be funny, erotic or adventurous, or even (best case scenario) all three. Unfortunately, it fails on all counts. The numerous (and exclusively girl-on-girl) soft-core scenes are actually pretty boring (I know what you're thinking: "lesbian sex boring? Is that even possible?" Watch "Womb Raider" and you'll find out), mainly because most of them have no build-up or emotional tension to them. There are not many attempts at humor, besides the heroine's name and an Indiana Jones gag, though there are some unintentionally funny moments, like when stock footage and sounds of wild animals try to convince us we're in Africa! And there isn't much action or adventure, either: about 90% of the non-soft-core-scenes consist of endless walking....and walking....and walking....and walking. Lauren Hays does a passable impression of Angelina Jolie and has a great body that she doesn't mind showing off in the nude at every opportunity, but that can hardly make up for the boredom the rest of the movie induces; "Womb Raider" is just not much fun. * out of 4.