Severe Injuries (2003)

A bumbling and inept serial killer stalks the residents of a sorority house and finds himself up against a murderous competitor for the body count.

Director:

Amy Lynn Best

Writer:

Mike Watt

Stars:

Amy Lynn Best, Robyn Griggs, Charlie Fleming

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Amy Lynn Best	...	Lauren
Robyn Griggs	...	Suzie
Charlie Fleming	...	Melvin Hubble
Bill Homan	...	Neal
Lilith Stabs	...	Holly
Michael Athey	...	Brad (as Mike Athey)
Stacey Bartlebaugh-Gmys	...	Tina
Francis A. Veltri	...	Ed (as Francis Veltri)
Jenna Bull-Trombold	...	Amber
Robin H. Green	...	Tracy
Jim Steinhoff	...	John the extra
Tim Gross	...	Mrs. Lunford
Bill Hahner	...	Steve
Bill Watt	...	Melvin Hubble Sr.
Jasi Cotton Lanier	...	Linda

Storyline

Melvin Hubble is the last in a long line of unsuccessful serial killers. Fulfilling his father's dying wish, Melvin sneaks into the Ro Ro Ro sorority house on the night of a big party and completely fails to strike fear into the hearts of the inhabitants. Unbeknownst to Melvin and the girls, there is another killer lurking in the house - one just as inept, but lacking in the courage of Melvin's convictions.

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Plot Keywords:

killer | sorority house | shot on video | bloopers during credits | electrocuted by toaster | 

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Taglines:

Be afraid... be barely afraid.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Happy Cloud Pictures

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 September 2003 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Cookeville, Tennessee, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Happy Cloud Pictures, Sub Rosa Studios

Technical Specs

Runtime:

64 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

An homage/parody of '80s slasher movies, particularly The Slumber Party Massacre (1982).

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Quotes

Dr. Pitt: As you can see, St. Jones is a totally moderate facility. A haven for hopeless cases. Most of the patients here are pathetic specimens. They'll have to spend the rest of their lives here. Those who are not already catatonic are routinely sedated. That's the best part of my job. In spite of the sedation, many of these patients are extremely dangerous. So, I cannot adequately stress that while you are in your residency here, that you at all times, carry your taser gun, and your suicide pill.

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Connections

Spoofs Scream (1996)

User Reviews

Excellent Fun

This was a great film. It parodies every slasher flick ever done and it does it intelligently. The movie follows a hapless serial killer who like the rest of his family is completely inept. He vows to his dying father (who he accidentally electrocutes) to do the family name proud. We are off to the most brain dead sorority house in the world with equally dumb boyfriends serving themselves up to our hapless hero/killer. Amy Lynn Best and Lilith Stabs are the only 2 people there who aren't missing several pounds of gray matter between their ears. There are so many parodies that I couldn't even begin to list them but one of my favorites is that all of girls are commanded by their Fem Lib professor (played by Debbie Rochon) to deny their sexual urges and not give in to the tyrannical patriarchy of the penis (actual quote). If you want to see a real fun movie just go to Happy Cloud pictures and get it. I know I didn't regret it.