The Pink Panther (2006)
Emily Mortimer: Nicole
Nicole : Would you like me to stay behind and help you?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation. Agreed?
Nicole : Yes, I agree.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [gives her a quick kiss on her lips] Well, lets seal it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work.
[slaps her on her butt as she goes out]
Nicole : I've been looking for you two all over! Were the hell have you been?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Clouseau.
Ticket Checker : I'm sorry, but your name is not on the list.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Not on the list?
Ponton : Dreyfus must have made sure you cannot get in.
[Nicole makes a bird call, motioning for Clouseau and Ponton to meet her]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Ponton...
[Clouseau hums as he and Ponton stroll away from the main gate to meet Nicole]
Nicole : Inspector, here is your bag.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Good work, Nicole.
Ponton : What is that?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Camouflage, let's go!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Nicole?
Nicole : Yes?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : One last thing...
Nicole : Yes?
[Clouseau removes Nicole's glasses]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : It's evening, and you look beautiful without your glasses.
Nicole : Thank you, Inspector.
[Nicole squints, and bumps into a tree]
Nicole : Oh, ow!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau and Ponton arrive, wearing wallpaper pattern disguises] Good work, Ponton, we're in! Look, it's the killer! After him!
Palace Guard : [Clouseau and Ponton take off their masks; the palace guard arrives] Stop! Turn around. Who are you? What are you doing here?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : We are - we are, we are two, we are - I'll tell you exactly who we are.
Ponton : Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : We are -
Nicole : I have been looking for you two everywhere. Where the hell have you been?
Palace Guard : You know these two?
Nicole : [slightly annoyed] Of course I know them: they are Xania's back-up dancers. They go on in the third act with the Komodo dragon and the snow machine. Why do you think they are dressed like that, for fun?
Palace Guard : Prove it.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I don't have to prove -
[the palace guard cocks his gun; Clouseau starts to dance and Ponton joins in the dance number while Xania continues singing]
Nicole : [Clouseau and Ponton pant for breath after they've finished dancing] Can't you see these dancers are exhausted? Go and fetch them some water!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [the palace guard leaves] That was fantastic!
Nicole : [giggles] You think so?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : You are... an amazing woman.
Ponton : [Clouseau approaches Nicole to kiss her, only to be interrupted by Ponton] Inspector, the killer!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [Clouseau returns and kisses Nicole] Now I am ready to catch a killer!