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7 Zwerge (2004)

The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

Director:

Sven Unterwaldt Jr. (as Sven Unterwaldt)

Writers:

Bernd Pfarr (story), Pit Knorr (story) (as Peter Knorr) | 4 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Otto Waalkes Otto Waalkes ... Bubi / Bubis Mutter (#14) / Bubis Vater (#15) / Fanfarenbläser 1 (#24)
Heinz Hoenig ... Brummboss
Mirco Nontschew Mirco Nontschew ... Tschakko
Boris Aljinovic Boris Aljinovic ... Cloudy
Markus Majowski ... Cookie / Cookis Mutter (#16)
Martin Schneider Martin Schneider ... Speedy
Ralf Schmitz ... Sunny
Cosma Shiva Hagen ... Schneewittchen
Nina Hagen ... Böse Königin
Hans Werner Olm Hans Werner Olm ... Spliss
Atze Schröder Atze Schröder ... Hofnarr
Christian Tramitz ... Jäger
Rüdiger Hoffmann Rüdiger Hoffmann ... Spiegel
Norbert Heisterkamp Norbert Heisterkamp ... 8. Zwerg
Mavie Hörbiger Mavie Hörbiger ... Rotkäppchen
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Storyline

The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

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Genres:

Comedy | Family

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site [Germany]

Country:

Germany

Language:

German

Release Date:

28 October 2004 (Germany) See more »

Also Known As:

7 Dwarves See more »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$9,209,055 (Germany), 29 October 2004

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$57,410,311
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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Trivia

The movie theatre starting times were all plus seven minutes, i.e. the 18:00 show starts at 18:07, the 20:30 show at 20:37 etc. See more »

Crazy Credits

During end credits some of the characters are repeating various lines from the movie e.g. "I thought dwarfs are taller." See more »

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Spoofs The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) See more »

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In the Hall of the Mountain King
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Written by Edvard Grieg
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Oh my god...
3 November 2004 | by berlinmitteSee all my reviews

ouch...that REALLY did hurt. and not because my belly was laughing so hard. the whole movie was was jampacked with the absolutely worst stuff German "comedy" has to offer. no joke, really no joke at all, was slightly funny. It's a complete emberassing mess. I hope this crap will be forbidden because of the possible damage it could do to your brain. I still have headaches. Please go and see "Gigli" or a Britney Spears movie, even this "gems" are 1000x better than this. It's no wonder at all when people think Germans can't be funny. This is the complete opposite of real funny, intelligent comedy. But maybe it was shot as some kind of project for mentally ill, pathetic unfunny comedians. You never know.

Just sad.


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