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Seven Dwarves (2004)

7 Zwerge (original title)
The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

Director:

Sven Unterwaldt Jr. (as Sven Unterwaldt)

Writers:

Bernd Pfarr (story), Pit Knorr (story) (as Peter Knorr) | 4 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Otto Waalkes Otto Waalkes ... Bubi / Bubis Mutter (#14) / Bubis Vater (#15) / Fanfarenbläser 1 (#24)
Heinz Hoenig ... Brummboss
Mirco Nontschew Mirco Nontschew ... Tschakko
Boris Aljinovic Boris Aljinovic ... Cloudy
Markus Majowski ... Cookie / Cookis Mutter (#16)
Martin Schneider Martin Schneider ... Speedy
Ralf Schmitz ... Sunny
Cosma Shiva Hagen ... Schneewittchen
Nina Hagen ... Böse Königin
Hans Werner Olm Hans Werner Olm ... Spliss
Atze Schröder ... Hofnarr
Christian Tramitz ... Jäger
Rüdiger Hoffmann Rüdiger Hoffmann ... Spiegel
Norbert Heisterkamp Norbert Heisterkamp ... 8. Zwerg
Mavie Hörbiger ... Rotkäppchen
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The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

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Trivia

The movie theatre starting times were all plus seven minutes, i.e. the 18:00 show starts at 18:07, the 20:30 show at 20:37 etc. See more »

Crazy Credits

During end credits some of the characters are repeating various lines from the movie e.g. "I thought dwarfs are taller." See more »

Alternate Versions

When the sequel (7 Dwarves: The Forest Is Not Enough) was released theatrically, this film was re-released on DVD in an extended version (called the "BILD-Edition"). It runs ca. 3.5 minutes longer and consists of deleted scenes found on the previous special edition DVD but also of new scenes. See more »


Soundtracks

In the Hall of the Mountain King
(uncredited)
Written by Edvard Grieg
Heard as a theme when the dwarves renovate their house
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Stupid beyond stupidity
6 November 2004 | by chris-44See all my reviews

Seeing the trailer gave me the impression that this movie could be funny but I have to admit that I was dead wrong. The movie offers a lavish cast of German comedians who seemed to have pulled out their worst sketches & ideas. One notable exception is the short appearance of Christian Tramitz.

In addition to the fact that the movie is absolutely not funny, there is also a rather dodgy message that is conveyed. One of the dwarfs bemoans that he cannot beat women (which is a struggle he overcomes actually). Furthermore there is the joke (???) that whenever the queen calls for the hunter, first a colored man appears. This dubious joke is based on the fact that in German the word for hunger ("Jäger") sounds very similar to the word "Neger", which is a very derogative expression for colored people. Finally, the dwarfs come to the conclusion that all women are "cold-hearted bitches". Sorry, for the language but this is the actual expression of the movie.

Some people might find this all funny, however, the people around me and I had a very hard time finding something to laugh at.


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Official Sites:

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Country:

Germany

Language:

German

Release Date:

28 October 2004 (Germany) See more »

Also Known As:

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$58,477,595
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

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Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
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