White Chicks (2004)

Jennifer Carpenter: Lisa

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Quotes 

• Lisa : Hi, I'm Cellulite Sally, look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh, yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.

  [cries] 

  Lisa : I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

• Lisa : I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.

  Kevin Copeland : This one goes with your skin tone.

  Lisa : Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.

  [shouts] 

  Lisa : Whoo.

• Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] 

  [Brittany comes the dressing room with an outfit] 

  Kevin Copeland : How about this?

  Lisa : [Sobbing]  You bitch, that's so terrible!

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  OK, I'm going to go get help, OK? You need professional help.

  Lisa : [Sobbing]  OK! OK!

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Dr Phil!