- Leonard Smallwood: Cal's built like a stallion!
- Calvin Menhoffer: A black stallion.
- [snorts like a horse]
- Calvin Menhoffer: We have to kill them. Pickle?
- Leonard Smallwood: You mean... murder?
- Calvin Menhoffer: Murder is such an ugly word. Try to think of it more like... more like self defense.
- Betty Mundt: As Aristotle once said, 'When life throws you lemon, sometimes you just gotta up and kill somebody!'