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Colour Me Kubrick: A True...ish Story ()


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The true story of a man who posed as director Stanley Kubrick during the production of Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut, despite knowing very little about his work and looking nothing... See more »

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Charles
Scott Baker ...
Waiter
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Denzil
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Ace
Lynda Baron ...
Mrs. Vitali
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Trolley Lady
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Alex Witchell
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Madam
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Cyril
Paul Burnham ...
Hex Mortimer
Paul Chowdhry ...
Pub Announcer
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TV Journalist 2
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Waldegrave
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Police Duty Sgt
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TV Journalist 1
Jim Davidson ...
Lee Pratt
Jamie Davis ...
Duane
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Dr. Stukeley
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Sean
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Maitre D'
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Melvyn
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Jasper
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Adibe
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Oliver
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Maureen
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Deepak
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Mordecai
Sam Gordon ...
Police Officer 1
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Willie
Head-On ...
Exterminating Angels
Nolan Hemmings ...
Butch Roberts
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Frank Rich
Dean Lepley ...
Psychiatric Nurse
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Lord Charles Benson
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Rupert Rodnight
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Alan Conway
Lucy O'Connell ...
Nurse
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Head Staff Nurse
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Mental Patient 2
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Freddie
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Robert
Sam Redford ...
Toby
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Norman
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The Man in a Nightgown
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Steve
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The Second Patient
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TV Journalist 3
Audrey Tom ...
Valerie
Jeremy Turner-Welch ...
David
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Piers
Joe Van Moyland ...
Spencer
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Hud
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Young Alan Conway
Jonathan Benson ...
Aristocratic guest (uncredited)
Richard Clark ...
Biker (uncredited)
Toby E. Cook ...
Young guy (uncredited)
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PC Metcalf (uncredited)
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DJ in nightclub (uncredited)
Jonathan Erskine-Nartey ...
Young Man (uncredited)
Lance Forbes ...
Ned Bridges (uncredited)
Spencer Hawken ...
Man At Bar (uncredited)
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Lolita (uncredited)
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Darren (uncredited)
Mark Webb ...
Policeman (uncredited)

Directed by

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Brian W. Cook ... (as Brian Cook)

Written by

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Anthony Frewin ... (written by)

Produced by

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Luc Besson ... executive producer
Steve Christian ... executive producer
Brian W. Cook ... producer (as Brian Cook)
Michael Fitzgerald ... producer
Penelope Glass ... co-producer
Pierre-Ange Le Pogam ... executive producer
Colin Leventhal ... executive producer
Mehdi Sayah ... assistant producer
Donald A. Starr ... executive producer
Daniel J.B. Taylor ... executive producer

Music by

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Bryan Adams

Cinematography by

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Howard Atherton ... director of photography

Film Editing by

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Alan Strachan

Editorial Department

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Eleanor Calder ... second assistant editor
Peter Hunt ... film grader
Joe Illing ... conforming editor
Christopher Lloyd ... assembly editor
Julian Scott ... off-line auto conformer: Cine Image
Jeremy Strachan ... first assistant editor

Casting By

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Gail Stevens

Production Design by

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Crispian Sallis

Art Direction by

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Paul Ghirardani

Set Decoration by

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Michael King

Costume Design by

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Victoria Russell ... (as Vicki Russell)

Makeup Department

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Robert Frampton ... hair designer / makeup designer
Emma O'Byrne ... assistant hair stylist / makeup artist assistant
Sara Raeburn ... hair stylist supervisor / makeup supervisor

Production Management

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Ken Baker ... production manager
Meg Clark ... post-production supervisor
Lesley Stewart ... head of production: First Choice Films

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

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Jonathan Benson ... first assistant director
Mark Inglis ... second assistant director
Mark Taylor ... second assistant director

Art Department

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Gillian Allen-Fraser ... assistant property buyer (as Gilly Allen-Fraser)
Bruce Bigg ... property master
Peter Bigg ... dressing props
Mick Boddy ... stand-by prop
Ged Dale ... storeman/dressing props
James Ede ... stand-by painter
Richard Field ... stand-by art director
Martin Freeman ... construction manager
Charles Gaynor ... stand-by carpenter
Jennifer Geary ... assistant property buyer
Peter Hasler ... dressing props
Malcolm Keen ... painter (as Malcolm Keane)
Michael King ... property buyer
Paul Ladd ... stagehand
Matt Langley ... carpenter (as Matthew Langley)
Kieran McNamara ... chargehand stand-by prop
Brendan Power ... supervising painter
Joanna Pratt ... art department assistant
Eamon Redmond ... stand-by stagehand
Hauke Richter ... assistant art director
Warren Stickley ... stand-by prop
Jeff Woodbridge ... carpenter

Sound Department

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Ed Colyer ... adr mixer (as Edward Colyer)
Felicity Cottrell ... foley artist
Peter Gleaves ... adr mixer
Peter Glossop ... production sound mixer
Joe Illing ... foley editor
Steve Little ... assistant sound editor
Gerard Loret ... sound editor
Stephane Malenfant ... sound trainee
Shaun Mills ... boom operator
Robin O'Donoghue ... re-recording mixer
Alan Paley ... supervising sound editor
Simon Price ... dialogue editor
Richard Pryke ... documentary sound re-recording mixer
Esther Smith ... sound technician
Richard Street ... re-recording mixer
Ruth Sullivan ... foley artist
Nick Watson ... sound consultant: Dolby

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Steve Boag ... digital title supervisor: Cine Image
Martin Bullard ... optical supervisor: Cine Image
Dave Gurney ... optical camera operator: Cine Image
Matthew Symonds ... digital compositor: Cine Image
Anthony Wonsoff ... digital compositor: Cine Image

Stunts

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Eddie Stacey ... stunt coordinator
Nina Armstrong ... stunts (uncredited)

Camera and Electrical Department

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Edmund Alexander ... electrician / generator operator
John Bailie ... focus puller: "a" camera
Lou Bogue ... gaffer electrician
Sarah Callow ... camera assistant
Matthew Collis ... video playback operator
Kate Filby ... clapper loader: "b" camera
Simon Fogg ... assistant grip
Mike Frift ... camera operator: "b" camera
Simon Gilmour ... camera trainee
Martin Goddard ... stand-by rigger
Tony Hannington ... practical electrician
Alice Hobden ... clapper loader: "a" camera
Stuart Howell ... camera operator: "b" camera
Gary Hymns ... key grip
Paul Hymns ... grip: "b" camera
Dean Kennedy ... electrician
Nathan Mann ... focus puller: "b" camera
Nic Milner ... camera operator
Glen Parsons ... electrician (as Glenn Parsons)
Steve Potts ... electrician
Mike Stibbs ... electrician
Mark Thomas ... electrician
Nick Wall ... still photographer
Jack White ... best boy
Michael White ... hod practical electrician
Shawn White ... rigging gaffer

Animation Department

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Leonard Brindley ... background artist

Casting Department

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Abigail Barbier ... adr voice casting
Matthew Cook ... crowd casting (as Matt Cook)
William Davies ... casting associate (as Will Davies)
Louis Elman ... adr voice casting
Claire Saunders ... casting associate

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Annabel Bonnet ... wardrobe assistant (as Annabel Bonnett)
Rebecca Duncan ... assistant costume designer
David Wooton ... wardrobe assistant

Location Management

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Linzi Baltrunas ... assistant location manager
Ray Freeborn ... location manager
Mike Hamilton ... location unit manager
Martin Joy ... assistant location manager: pre-production
Clive Miles ... location manager: England
Sian Sutherland ... assistant location manager

Music Department

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Jérôme Lateur ... music supervisor
Vincent Lebegue ... music legal coordinator
Gerard Loret ... music editor
Elise Luguern ... music production supervisor
Alexandre Mahout ... music assistant
Mehdi Sayah ... assistant music supervisor

Transportation Department

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Mark Allen ... facilities driver
Guy Bostock ... action vehicle coordinator
Colin Bressington ... wardrobe vehicle driver
Ian Clarke ... vehicle technician
Eddie Cooke ... driver: construction department
Kenny Coole ... unit driver
Mark Dilliway ... driver: john malkovich
Jim Edge ... unit driver
Ray Ellis ... property driver
Robert Fiveash ... unit driver
Steve Gallacher ... unit driver
Adrian Holland ... unit driver
Peter Hudson ... unit driver
Mike Lewis ... transportation captain
Gustav Marais ... picture vehicle technician
Steve Potts ... driver: electric
Fiona Singer ... unit driver
Paul Staples ... driver: minibus
Sean Thornton ... picture vehicle technician
Graham Whitfield ... driver: minibus
Adrian York ... driver: makeup

Other crew

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Lucy Anthony ... unit nurse
Deborah Dobson Bach ... assistant to producer
Steve Barry ... assistant accountant
Alan Bennett ... stand-in: Mr. Malkovich
David Bermingham ... production executive: First Choice Films
Esther Bradbury ... production assistant: First Choice Films
Richards Butler ... legal services
Arian Cabot ... floor runner
Nick Cain ... representative: Isle of Man Film Limited
Warren Clark ... set security
Matthew Cook ... electronic press kit unit (as Matt Cook)
Patricia Cook ... assistant to director
Toby E. Cook ... electronic press kit unit (as Toby Cook)
Saskia Coplans ... set production assistant
Chris Croucher ... floor runner / utility stand-in
Hannah Curtis ... floor runner
Matt Curtis ... title designer
Mandy Dalton ... production coordinator
Robin Demetriou ... catering supervisor
Diana Dill ... script supervisor
Alex Downie ... representative: Isle of Man Film Limited
Hilary Dugdale ... representative: Isle of Man Film Limited
Larry Eydmann ... health and safety officer
Andrew Fingret ... legal services: Cains Adcocates Ltd., Isle of Man Film Limited
Kieran Fitzgerald ... electronic press kit unit
Nick Frewin ... multimedia designer / title designer
Kerrie Gant ... client liaison: Cine Image
Jo Gregory ... financial controller
Ruth Halliday ... script clearance: The Clearing House
David Havard ... insurance services: AON/Albert G. Ruben
Ruth Hodgson ... completion guarantor: Film Finances
Tiffany Horan ... assistant production coordinator
Emma Lightbody ... representative: Gasworks Media Limited
Hayley Lyon ... accounting assistant
Venetia McNeile ... production assistant: First Choice Films
Sheila Fraser Milne ... completion guarantor: Film Finances
Robert Norris ... legal services
Richard Philipps ... legal services
Dorothy Sewell ... unit nurse
Michael Sheahan ... finance director: First Choice Films
James Shirras ... completion guarantor: Film Finances
Leonard Singer ... representative: Isle of Man Film Limited
Grant Sproat ... production runner
John Stein ... general counsel: First Choice Films
Chantelle Stoffel ... floor runner
Ron Taylor ... laboratory contact
Mark Williams ... financial controller: First Choice Films

Thanks

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David Hemmings ... in memory of
Christiane Kubrick ... special thanks

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Storyline

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Plot Summary

In London in the 1990s, a balding alcoholic with an unsteady American accent introduces himself in pubs and other social settings as Stanley Kubrick. Drinks and meals are suddenly on the house or paid for by an admiring person, usually a man, whose costumes, band, acting abilities or what have you, Stanley finds fascinating. He's actually Alan Conway (1934-1998): we watch him parlay a self-confident manner and a small amount of movie knowledge into a persona whom others immediately hang their dreams on. In exchange, Stanley asks only that they pay the bill. Will he be exposed? Do prosecution and prison await? Or has the National Health something else in mind? Written by

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Taglines They wanted something for nothing. He gave them nothing for something. See more »
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Also Known As
  • Appelez-moi Kubrick (France)
  • Color Me Kubrick (United States)
  • I Am Kubrick (Japan, English title)
  • Byc jak Stanley Kubrick (Poland)
  • Λέτε Με Κιούμπρικ (Greece)
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  • 86 min
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Did You Know?

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Trivia Jim Davidson met Alan Conway who pretended to be Stanley Kubrick. He even bought him dinner at a hotel in Devon, and was impressed that it took "lots" of takes to get the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket (1987) right. See more »
Movie Connections References Great Expectations (1946). See more »
Soundtracks I'm Not The Man You Think I Am See more »
Quotes Alan Conway: The trouble with Marlon is that he thinks he's Brando.
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