Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
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Brian D. Smith | ... | Blain Prunus |
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Brian C. Smith | ... | Clyde Prunus |
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Josh Latta | ... | Norbert Wiffel |
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Calu Morton | ... | Sassy Widington |
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Misty Kapp | ... | Chrissie Cox |
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John Andrew Mitchell | ... | Coach Pride (as John Suggs) |
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Waleuska Pallais | ... | Helen Bedd |
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Melissa Bigler | ... | Jane Doe |
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Jasmin Vaughan | ... | Tina Braumeister |
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Maurice Ralston | ... | Bus Driver |
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S.D. Stephens | ... | Old Farmer (as S.D. 'Blackie' Stephens) |
Seth Hendricks | ... | Pork Chop | |
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Paul Trent | ... | Ernie the Hick |
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Marilea Butler | ... | Jane Doe's mother |
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Julia Wright | ... | Miss Buckshot |
Taking bad taste humor to unprecedented levels, Cheerleader Autopsy is an amiably sick low-budget horror-comedy from Writer/Director Stu Dodge!..Robert Firsching, All Movie Guide. The Plot: When a freak accident strikes down a bus load of nubile cheerleaders, all hopes seem lost for the Fighting Beavers of Stinkwater High...until an Alzheimer-afflicted mortician, his opportunistic college-dropout nephew and a simpering night janitor discover that one of the girls is still alive despite her gruesome disfigurements. The three men soon find themselves pitted against each other in a winner takes all face off for control of the last of the Beavers, and the recipe for an astonishingly potent healing elixir! If you're a fan of those late 70s/early 80s camp movies, and would like to see more dead cheerleaders than you can shake a stick at (if you're prone to shaking sticks at things), then CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY is for you! The DVD of this feature includes the DIRECTOR'S CUT of the movie, ... Written by Tony Widley
It's not even a good Bad movie if you see what I mean..... Cheerleader horror movies ought to have at least a few cute cheerleaders who manage to have a wardrobe malfunction every few scenes, as this movie goes on you are rather glad they generally keep their clothes on cos they aren't exactly pretty.... The rest of it just gonzo enough to lift it to a 2 instead of a 1.... The plot is a bit hard to follow some of the time, glaringly easy in other places, generally rather disjointed, which considering the mad doctor disectionist theme might have been a situationalist pun in something cleverer. This is one for bad low-budget horror purists, if you are looking for a Skinemax T+A horror show, get something else.
Chris