Malice in Wonderland (2009)
Maggie Grace: Alice
Caterpillar : What you lookin' for?
Alice : Uh, a pick-me-up...?
Caterpillar : Fine, 3, 5 and 2, 6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.
Alice : What? Mister...?
Caterpillar : Drop the Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Postman chiller is where I'm at.
Alice : [distant siren approaching] I think it's the police.
[Alice gets pulled into the car]
Alice : What are you doing?
Caterpillar : Saving your arse from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and throw away the key.
Alice : But I... I haven't done anything.
Caterpillar : Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.
Alice : [to the young woman] Pleased to meet you.
Hooker : Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow!
Caterpillar : You is busted.
Hooker : Where to, babe?
Alice : London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest... and he isn't... as I feared.
Caterpillar : Infected with the rhyme, check it out now down town.
[skids car sideways]
Hooker : Next stop, Lloyd Street number 31, two first-class for a John named John.
Alice : It seems a little late to deliver the post.
Caterpillar : Au contraire, now is when folks need it most.
Hooker : Baby, you got e-mail.
Alice : Oh.
Alice : You sell drugs?
Hooker : Ain't a lie.
Caterpillar : Ain't a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.
Alice : Uh, well... these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.
Caterpillar : 'For your head'? Bitch! That's a heavy pop!
Hooker : You better see a doc before you open up the top.
Alice : But I've already taken one. Or have I taken two? I can't remember old stuff, and now I can't remember new.
Caterpillar : [opens windows to stop cops with smoke]
Hooker : Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. Take for your head and be who you wanna be.
Alice : But how can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am?
Caterpillar : When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in the can.
Hooker : You've been dealt the cards, just rearrange the deal.
Caterpillar : We pick you up one, we drop you down two.
Alice : If I get to the party, my driver's inside...
Caterpillar : No access to the party without an invitation.
Alice : Where can I get one?
Caterpillar : I know *just* the location.
Caterpillar : [Car pulls up to a house]
Alice : Wow! Cool!
[Alice gets out of the car]
Alice : [Caterpillar rolls down the window] Thanks for the ride.
Hooker : Bump the Duchess when you meet her inside.
Caterpillar : Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde.
Caterpillar : [Peels away]
Whitey : [as she steps from his taxi] Here's a twenty. Should get you to London.
Alice : [smiles] Thanks.
Whitey : Hmm.
Alice : When's the next bus?
Whitey : I'll be honest with you, darling, I ain't got a clue.
Alice : [as he leers at her] What?
Whitey : Just having one last butcher's in case I have to bang one out later. Now, I'm being a gentleman, not taking advantage, okay?
[she's offended, turns away]
Whitey : I'll bet I'm gonna regret this.
Whitey : [bought her a meal] The Imperial. Stuffed with chicken, shish, doner, some other dead thing - only 9,000 points on Weight Watchers.
Alice : Mm. Never tasted anything like it.
Whitey : Half a goat in there, easy. Now. Order of the day. What do I get a man... who can rob everything?
Alice : Well... what's he into?
Whitey : Banks, security vehicles, blokes...
Alice : Does he like... art?
Whitey : Round here art is getting the spelling right on your tattoo.
Alice : What about a cake?
Whitey : Who buys a mob boss a cake?
Alice : Someone who cares.
Whitey : Yeah, that's what I thought. Nice one, Britney.
Alice : That's not my name.
Whitey : You don't know who you are. So you don't know who you're not.