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Ralph Kramden: Unlike most dogs, Eggy is a survivor. Like Seabiscuit,Rocky or Destiny's Child.

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Ed Norton: When you hear that bell, run like hell!

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Ralph Kramden: Trixie makes Ed french toast.

Alice Kramden: That's because Ed is not on trimspa.

Ralph Kramden: Oh! You got jokes. You're just a regular UPN sitcom, Alice.

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Ralph Kramden: [after getting kicked out of the pool hall and then Ed's phone rings] What are you doing? We got to get back in there.

Ed Norton: [Ed picks up the message on his phone] No time to play. We've got a major back up in the sewer system.

Ralph Kramden: How come every time we go out they call you?

Ed Norton: I'm a specialist. It's like being a brain surgeon or Spider-Man.

Ralph Kramden: Yeah, but Spider-Man won't let us get our asses beat down in a pool hall.

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Alice Kramden: You are certifiable, you know that? You ought to have your head examined!

Ralph Kramden: I'll have my head examined anywhere in the United States, and you know what they're gonna find when they look in there? Nothing!

[Realizing what he said]

Ralph Kramden: Uh...

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Ralph Kramden: Ah ah ah ah ah! Take the wife, leave the french toast!

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Alice Kramden: Hi, how can I help you today?

William Davis: Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water.

Alice Kramden: Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get.

William Davis: Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette?

Alice Kramden: Eggs.

William Davis: Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatevers convenient for you.

Trixie Norton: Do I need to take of my heels?

Alice Kramden: No, no. Not yet.

William Davis: I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens alot.

Alice Kramden: Oh, hi Miss Benvenuti. How are you?

Miss Benvenuti: I'm fine. Hi Trixie.

William Davis: Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please

[gestures for her to sit]

Miss Benvenuti: If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough.

Alice Kramden: Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street?

Miss Benvenuti: Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house.

William Davis: Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something...

Trixie Norton: Ignoring you!

Alice Kramden: Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years.

William Davis: Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one.

Trixie Norton: Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie.

Alice Kramden: But everything's so expensive nowadays!

William Davis: Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh?

Alice Kramden: *Still* ignoring you! So Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?

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