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The Janitor (2003)

Lionel is a custodian that longs for more. Bombarded with daily disrespect and insults from his co-workers, Lionel sets on a path of revenge and begins to brutally murder everyone in his path.

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Crystal LeBard ...
Mary
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Mr. Bouillabaisse (as Larry Butler)
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Agent Page
John Carreon ...
Rachael Ann Bennett ...
Stacy (as Rachael Bennett)
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Bree (as Kelly King)
Stephanie Christine Medina ...
Glory (as Stephanie Medina)
Logan Christopher ...
Robert
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Allison Alley ...
Pillow Fight Sorority Girl
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Brad
Kit Bateman ...
Lab Technician
Heather Black ...
Sorority Murder Victim
Jason Blackburn ...
Grover
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Lionel is a custodian that longs for more. Bombarded with daily disrespect and insults from his co-workers, Lionel sets on a path of revenge and begins to brutally murder everyone in his path.

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janitor | buxom | threesome | shower | sex | See All (10) »

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An epic of custodial proportions See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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28 December 2003 (USA)  »

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Lloyd Kaufman's clothes were purchased at a local thrift store. See more »

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Mr. Growbo: You think a woman wants a relationship with men like us?
Lionel: Yeah.
Mr. Growbo: Lionel! We're f***ing Janitors!
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Spoofs Psycho (1960) See more »

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Page, Hillary and Mary
Written and Performed by Mark D'Errico
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A brush with death... toilet brush that is...
1 October 2004 | by See all my reviews

Hi, All Gore fans,

No, I didn't say Al Gore. All gore. Good gore. More gore.

This is a film that I believe was a remake of The Sound of Music but slightly different. This time Julie Andrews is a janitor who is played by a bearded guy. His partner is a Dick Van Dyke look-a-like but who sounds more like Howard Stern after gargling Pennzoil.

The movie begins with a clever title sequence, well edited, and has correct spelling. There is a killing before the title and then it becomes violent with nice music here and there. Good comedy seminal fluid inserts.

Costuming is very well done. Acting is superb, but does not detract from the occasional bloodspurt. Death scenes are funny.

Lionel the Janitor is sort of a combination plate of Jonathan Winters, Charles Bronson, Hulk Hogan, Leo Gorcey, Steven Segal and a touch of Shirley Temple.

His partner is more of a cross between Dolph Lundgren and Tex Ritter with a voice somewhat reminiscent of Mr. Ed.

This is a very funny slasher movie that is well made. I hope the team works on some more stuff soon. Perhaps a western.

Tom Willett


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