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The Janitor (2003)

Lionel is a custodian that longs for more. Bombarded with daily disrespect and insults from his co-workers, Lionel sets on a path of revenge and begins to brutally murder everyone in his path.

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Credited cast:
Andy Signore ... Lionel
Bruce Cronander ... Mr. Growbo
Crystal LeBard Crystal LeBard ... Mary
G. Larry Butler ... Mr. Bouillabaisse (as Larry Butler)
Skip Pipo ... Agent Page
John Carreon John Carreon ... Willis
Rachael Ann Bennett Rachael Ann Bennett ... Stacy (as Rachael Bennett)
Kelly S. King ... Bree (as Kelly King)
Stephanie Christine Medina Stephanie Christine Medina ... Glory (as Stephanie Medina)
Logan Christopher Logan Christopher ... Robert
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Allison Alley Allison Alley ... Pillow Fight Sorority Girl
Jerry G. Angelo ... Brad
Kit Bateman Kit Bateman ... Lab Technician
Heather Black ... Sorority Murder Victim
Jason Blackburn Jason Blackburn ... Grover
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Lionel is a custodian that longs for more. Bombarded with daily disrespect and insults from his co-workers, Lionel sets on a path of revenge and begins to brutally murder everyone in his path.

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janitor | buxom | threesome | shower | sex | See All (10) »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 December 2003 (USA) See more »

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Clean Kill Productions See more »
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Lloyd Kaufman's clothes were purchased at a local thrift store. See more »

Quotes

Mr. Growbo: You think a woman wants a relationship with men like us?
Lionel: Yeah.
Mr. Growbo: Lionel! We're f***ing Janitors!
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Spoofs Psycho (1960) See more »

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You Make Me Wanna Cum
Written by Jinx Titanic (as John Kamys)
Performed by Jinx Titanic
Courtesy of Big Dixie Records
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A brush with death... toilet brush that is...
1 October 2004 | by Tom Willett (yonhope)See all my reviews

Hi, All Gore fans,

No, I didn't say Al Gore. All gore. Good gore. More gore.

This is a film that I believe was a remake of The Sound of Music but slightly different. This time Julie Andrews is a janitor who is played by a bearded guy. His partner is a Dick Van Dyke look-a-like but who sounds more like Howard Stern after gargling Pennzoil.

The movie begins with a clever title sequence, well edited, and has correct spelling. There is a killing before the title and then it becomes violent with nice music here and there. Good comedy seminal fluid inserts.

Costuming is very well done. Acting is superb, but does not detract from the occasional bloodspurt. Death scenes are funny.

Lionel the Janitor is sort of a combination plate of Jonathan Winters, Charles Bronson, Hulk Hogan, Leo Gorcey, Steven Segal and a touch of Shirley Temple.

His partner is more of a cross between Dolph Lundgren and Tex Ritter with a voice somewhat reminiscent of Mr. Ed.

This is a very funny slasher movie that is well made. I hope the team works on some more stuff soon. Perhaps a western.

Tom Willett


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