Private Eye Vares
- 1h 35min
On the trail of a woman, Vares finds himself caught up with underworld characters who are on the trail of hidden millions.On the trail of a woman, Vares finds himself caught up with underworld characters who are on the trail of hidden millions.On the trail of a woman, Vares finds himself caught up with underworld characters who are on the trail of hidden millions.
editing and cinematography a total of 1 joke(s). Has to do with an 'adult' chocolate candy. And that's it
Does film school make you stupid? When there are like dozens or a hundred people working weeks and months on a rather big project, doesn't anyone, I mean ANYONE of them see that something is horribly wrong? Who the heck greenlighted that... that "script" in the first place!? Worthy a razzle, and on top of that the acting is so-so, 90% of the characters are stupid (stolen from better American films) and so on. A movie about a private eye that lacks suspense and especially ACTION. Not sure if there was a point though, cause I had a hard time sitting it through as it was, let alone start THINKING about it.
Mr. Selin, Mr Mäkelä - stick to dramas if you don't once in a blue moon dare to try some SERIOUS man-to-men-combats, gunplay, explosions, car chases, wrestling with sharks and avalanches. I understand that to you they must be "subversive over-commercial and over-used Hollywood double cheese" because you try hard to be a "serious film-maker in the best traditions of the man-oriented intelligent high-brow European cinema" but hey, look who's making box office? Hint: financially back up those guys who made the straight-to-DVD "Ukkonen" a few years back. Minus the idiot director of course. See what happens. Here's a suggestion for the title and a tagline
ONE MILLION SQUIBS "Plot? What plot?"
- Jul 18, 2005