Astérix et les Vikings (2006)
Obélix: [Obelix has just loaded an enormous stone into Justforkix's charriot as a going away present] You can keep on training with it back home, if you want. If you try to lift it every day, I'm sure you'll make it.
Justforkix: Yeah... I don't think so. It's impossible.
Obélix: How can you know it's impossible if you don't try?
Olaf: [Abba was posing as a man to get onboard the viking longboat, but the vikings discovered her true identity. She has just made a lengthy speech to the all male crew about how women should have all the rights of men] Who is this new guy?
Timandahaf: That's my daughter, cod brain!
Olaf: Your daughter's a man?
Abba: [Vikea has just given Timandahaf a "shopping" list of all the things she wants him to bring back from his raid. Abba walks in carrying a chest] Okay. Is it time to go, I'm all ready!
Timandahaf: Abba, I've told you a hundred times, this is not a pleasure cruise, it's a business trip!
Abba: Daddy, please... pretty please? Let me come with you just this once and then I'll never bother you again, I promise.
Timandahaf: Well... eh... Absolutly not! No women and no children on board!
[Abba keeps trying to get a word in]
Timandahaf: Don't argue! I have spoken! By Thor and Odin put together!
[Abba is clearly getting mad]
Timandahaf: And don't you go bezerk on me, young lady!
[Abba kicks down a shelf in frustration, which in turn knocks down the other shelves, destroying all the family's mugs and plates]
Vikea: I'll make you another list.
[the pair are in a line to get into the Viking party; Obelix is laughing at the Viking names being read off the roster]
Obélix: [laughing] Asterix! All their names end in "af"!
Asterix: [the Viking bellhop looks at them suspiciously] Uh... actually, my name is, uh, Asteraf, Obelaf!
Obélix: [doubled over, laughing] Ob-Obelaf!
[Abba has been told she's going to marry Olaf; the Vikings are dragging her and Justforkix away from each other]
Abba: Justforkix! No!
Justforkix: Abba! Don't worry, Abba, I'll take care of this -
[tries to sound important]
Justforkix: As the Champion of F...
Justforkix: [gets hit on the head with a club]
Justforkix: So, uh, when are you gonna talk to your father about setting me free?
Abba: As soon as you teach me to fly!
Justforkix: Uh... yeah, about that. I was just... wondering... what's your policy on people who... promise something and then can't... deliver on it?
Abba: Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there.
[Gestures with her head]
Abba: [Justforkix looks up and sees a skeleton imbedded in the ice, an axe in it's skull]
Justforkix: Aaah! What is *that?*
Abba: The last guy who lied to me. Daddy took care of him.
Justforkix: S-so how about three o'clock Tuesday for your first flying lesson?
[Justforkix is tied to the mast on the Viking ship - he has just been reunited with SMS, who has flown to him from Gaul]
Abba: Hey! Cool bird! It's yours, right?
Justforkix: Uh... yeah, it's... it's mine alright.
Abba: Are you the Champion?
Justforkix: [trying to sound important] My name is Justforkix. Who are you?
Abba: Oh, yeah, sorry - I'm Abba.
Justforkix: Can - can you help me?
Abba: Yeah, if I can.
[Abba sees that he's shivering - she takes off her coat, revealing her skimpy Vikingette dress beneath]
Justforkix: [Abba wraps the coat around him] Thanks - yeah, that's nice.
[Continues to shiver]
Abba: Are you cold?
Justforkix: N-no... I'm not cold. I'm... I'm... afraid.
Abba: [gasps] You are so *lucky*!
Abba: To be able to fly!
Abba: Oh, I'd love to be able to fly up in the sky, and then soar higher and higher right up to the sun!
Abba: Oh, please, teach me? Tell me your secrets?
Justforkix: Uh... if you help me get home, I'll, uh, give it a try...
Timandahaf: What is this?
Timandahaf: I've told you a hundred times, not to talk to strangers!
Timandahaf: Not *you*! *Her!*
Abba: Gee, Dad, thanks for embarrassing me in front of the hostage!
[Justforkix sees Asterix and Obelix after an intense and - to him - frightening 3 days of training]
Justforkix: No! Please!
[Hides behind Impedimenta]
Justforkix: Do *not* leave me alone with them!
Vitalstatistix: [to Asterix and Obelix] Ooh, is THAT what you call "fantastic", "great" progress? I gave you a mission to make a man of him!
[Asterix and Obelix look ashamed]
Justforkix: Uh, nobody asked *me* if I *wanted* to be a man!
[Abba, her wrists bound, is being dragged to the altar to be married to Olaf]
Vikea: It reminds me of my wedding day.
Timandahaf: You nearly bit off my finger before we gagged you.
[watching Abba and Justforkix glide off towards the horizon]
Asterix: You see, Obelix, it's not fear that gives you wings - it's love.