Jurassic World (2015)
Masrani: I never asked for a monster!
Henry Wu: Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.
Claire: So, you can pick up their scent can't you? Track their foot prints.
Owen: I was with the Navy. Not the Navajo.
Gray: Can we stay with you?
Claire: I am never leaving you again!
Owen: [to a dinosaur] Hey, don't give me that shit.
Owen: It's all about control with you. I don't control the Raptors. It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect. That's why you and I never had a second date.
Claire: Excuse me? I never wanted a second date.
Owen: Who prints out an itinerary for a night out?
Claire: I'm an organized person.
Owen: What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila?
Claire: All of them, actually. And what kind of a man shows up to a date in board shorts?
Owen: It's Central America. It's hot.
Henry Wu: Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Masrani: So the paddock is quite safe then...
Claire: [Agreeing with her head] We have the best structural engineers in the world.
Masrani: Yeah, so did Hammond...
Masrani: The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.
Masrani: It's white. You never told me it was white.
Claire: Think it will scare the kids?
Masrani: The kids? This will give the parents nightmares.
Owen: [to Claire] You might have made them in a test tube, buy they don't know that. These animals are thinking, "I gotta eat. I gotta hunt. I gotta..." You can relate to at least one of those things. Right?
Owen: [to Claire, about searching for her nephews] Don't worry. It's gonna be just like taking a walk in the woods... 65 million years ago.
Claire: We've been pre-booking tickets for months. The park needs a new attraction every few years in order to reinvigorate the public's interest. Kind of like the space program. Corporate felt genetic modification would up the wow factor.
Owen: They're dinosaurs. Wow enough.
Claire: Not according to our focus groups. The Indominus rex makes us relevant again.
Owen: [chuckling] The Indominus rex?
Claire: We needed something scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four-year-old try to say "Archeaornithomimus."
Owen: You should hear you try to say it.
Owen: You're the new guy, right?
Young Raptor Handler: Yeah.
Owen: You ever wonder why there was a job opening? Don't turn your back to the cage.
Masrani: [regarding Indominus rex's escape attempts] She's intelligent, then?
Claire: For a dinosaur.
Masrani: And that?
[he indicates the cracked viewing window]
Claire: It tried to break the glass.
Masrani: I like her spirit.
Masrani: What is that?
Owen: That's her tracking implant. She clawed it out.
Claire: How would it know to do that?
Owen: She remembered where they put it in.
Karen: Well, a promise tomorrow is worth a lot less than trying today.
Claire: Ew! You're using Mom's lines now?
Karen: Oh, my God. I am using Mom's lines.
Owen: Animals raised in isolation aren't always the most functional.
Claire: Your Raptors are born in captivity.
Owen: With siblings. They learn social skills. And I imprint on then when they're born. There's trust. The only positive relationship this animal has is with that crane. At least she knows that means food.
Claire: So, she needs a friend. We should schedule play-dates? That sort of thing?
Owen: Probably not a good idea.
Masrani: Say, I thought there were two of them?
Claire: There was a sibling, in case this one did not survive infancy...
Masrani: Where is the sibling?
Claire: She ate it...
Claire: I need you.
Claire: I need your help. My nephews they're out in the valley. Please if anything happens to them.
Owen: How old?
Claire: Uh, the, um... the older one he's like uh... he's high school age. The younger one, he's um... he's... a few years...
Owen: You don't know how old your nephews are?
Owen: You'll last two minutes in there. Less in those ridiculous shoes.
[Claire unbuckles her belt, ties her shirt at her midriff, rolls up her sleeves and puts her hands on her hips at Owen]
Owen: What is that supposed to mean?
Claire: It means I'm ready to go.
Barry: [regarding the raptors] What do you think? Want to take one home?
Hoskins: Hey, don't joke. When I was your age I rescued a wolf pup. It was like two months old. Could barely walk. Used to sleep by my bed. Watch over me. My wife, she came at me with a steak knife. He took a chunk out of her arm.
Barry: You put him down?
Hoskins: Hell no.
Paddock Supervisor: That wall's forty feet high. You really think she could've climbed out?
Paddock Supervisor: On what?
Owen: What kinda dinosaur they cooked up in that lab.
Owen: You made a genetic hybrid. Raised it in captivity. She is seeing all of this for the first time. She does not even know what she is. She will kill everything that moves.
Masrani: You think the animal is contemplating its own existence?
Owen: She is learning where she fits on the food chain and I'm not sure you want her to figure that out.
Claire: We have an asset out of containment. Put ACU on alert. This not a drill.
Barry: Something is wrong. They're communicating.
Claire: [Outside a paddock and telling Lowery to open it] Lowery, man up and do something for once in your life!
Lowery: Why did you have to make it personal?
Claire: And please, clean your workplace. It's... chaotic.
Lowery: I like to see it as living system... Just enough stability to keep it from falling into total anarchy.
[Claire swiftly moves the garbage can. Distracted, Lowery drops the soda cup. Falling right into the moved can]
Zach: You see? I told you. You're welcome. Up close and personal with four... dinosauruses.
Gray: Ankylosaurus. We shouldn't be here. And there's five dinosaurs.
Zach: Aren't you supposed to b a genius or something? Look. One, two, three, four.
Gray: [points to the Indominus Rex reflection on the gyro sphere glass] ... five...
Claire: Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked.
Vivian: Did you close the deal?
Claire: Looks like it. Verizon Wireless presents the Indominus Rex.
Lowery: Ugh, that is so terrible. Why not just go the distance, Claire, and just let these corporations name the dinosaurs? They got all the ball parks. Why stop there?
Masrani: Remember why this place was made, Claire. Jurassic World exists to show us how very small we are. Very new. You can't put a price on that.
Masrani: [flying in the helicopter] Did you boys serve in the armed forces?
ACU Trooper: Afghanistan, sir.
Masrani: Did your general ever fly into battle with you?
Claire: The Indominus rex. Our first genetically modified hybrid.
Jim Drucker: How did you get two different kinds of dinosaurs to, you know...
Henry Wu: Oh, Indominus wasn't bred. She was designed. She will be fifty feet long when fully grown. Bigger than the T-rex.
Claire: So when you say you want to sponsor an attraction, what do you have in mind?
Hal Osterly: We want to be thrilled.
Claire: Don't we all?
Zara: Well, don't just stand there!
[gets picked up by a Pteranodon]
Lowery: Maybe you should include that in the brochure... eventually one of these things will eat someone.
Claire: Why are the west plains closed?
Vivian: Another Pachy roaming outside his zone. But he's fully sedated and ready for relocation.
Gray: [referring to the raptors] What are their names?
Owen: This is Echo, this one's Charlie, this is Delta, and this one's Blue. Blue's the beta.
Gray: Who's the alpha?
Owen: You're lookin' at him, kid.
PA system in control room: The triceratops are going at it again
Masrani: [to the troopers in the helicopter with him] Come on, look alive, boys! Look alive!
Gray: If mom and dad get divorced, will one of us be with mom and the other with dad?
Zach: What? Why would you say that?
Gray: Because they are.
Zach: No, they're not getting divor... they're not getting divorced! Look, you haven't been around long enough; they've always been that way.
Gray: They get mail from two different lawyers.
Zach: That doesn't mean anything.
Gray: I Googled it. They're divorce lawyers.
Claire: The park needs a new attraction every few years in order to reinvigorate the public's interest. Kind of like the space program.
Gray: [when going off road in the Gyrosphere] No, no, bad idea.
Zach: No, it's a great idea.
Gray: No, it's a bad idea. We're gonna get arrested, they're gonna shave our heads. and we're going to have to make root beer in the toilet.
Zach: What are you talking about?
Owen: [to Claire; about the Indominus Rex] YOU created a genetically modified hybrid, RAISED it in captivity; *She* is *seeing* all of this for the first time, she doesn't even know WHAT she is! She Will Kill ANYTHING that moves!
Owen: [seeing a herd of dying Apatosaurus, no longer referring to the Indominus as a she] It didn't eat them. It's killing for sport.
Jimmy Fallon: Hey there, I'm Jimmy Fallon and welcome aboard the Gyrosphere, An amazing machine made possible by science, Your safety is are main concern which is why your behind are invisible barrier system which protects you from things like... Dilophosaurus venom-
[accidentally smashes things on the table and gets Venom on his face]
Jimmy Fallon: One drop of this can... paralyse you so watch out. Is this real? It is?