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Season 5

24 Sep. 2007
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.
1 Oct. 2007
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients, and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.
8 Oct. 2007
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.
15 Oct. 2007
City of Great Racks
Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
22 Oct. 2007
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug study to make extra money. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to bond with Linda's four-year-old son.
29 Oct. 2007
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner, and Jake disobeys his dad's orders and sneaks out to attend a rock concert.
5 Nov. 2007
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan gets in a fight with Charlie over a decorative bowl, Alan and Jake move in with Alan's mom.
12 Nov. 2007
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money and picking up single moms. But he also discovers that he's going to have to overcome his fear of performing in front of large audiences.
19 Nov. 2007
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning.
26 Nov. 2007
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets out to even the score.
17 Mar. 2008
Meander to Your Dander
Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice about how to break up with her.
24 Mar. 2008
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better?
31 Mar. 2008
The Soil is Moist
Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
14 Apr. 2008
Winky-Dink Time
Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute, and accompanies Jake on a double date.
21 Apr. 2008
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancée's upcoming wedding.
28 Apr. 2008
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.
5 May 2008
Fish in a Drawer
Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.
12 May 2008
If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son, and treats Charlie more like a son than a boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend, but keeps losing the book before he can read it.
19 May 2008
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend, and Charlie discovers that he "dated" his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra exam.

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