Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper, Marlene Melnick
Alan Harper : You're writing a report on The Taming Of The Shrew, not The Voyages Of Cap'n Crunch!
Jake Harper : Too bad. I could write the crap out of that.
Alan Harper : Okay... I'm not fooling around here...! You're gonna finish this DAMN BOOK and write the DAMN REPORT, and you're gonna hand it in on Monday, spell-checked, formatted AND ON FREAKIN' TIME!
Jake Harper : I have my doubts, dad.
Jake Harper : [from blooper reel] Uncle Charlie, you're a dick.