Arrested Development (TV Series 2003–2019) Poster


Alia Shawkat: Maeby Fünke, Shaman Sheman



  • Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?

    Michael : That's a cross.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Across from where?

  • Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [noticing Tobias dressed in all leather]  Didnt you get a job or something?

    Tobias Fünke : No, no I didnt. Unless... you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.

  • Maebe : So, you killed Kitty, huh?

    Michael : No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

    [whoops and hollers heard from the conference room] 

    Michael : And apparently, a fun one. Why don't we go see what's going on in the back, shall we?

    Maebe : Were those the last words Kitty ever heard?

  • Tobias Fünke : So fill each one of these bags with some glitter, my photo resume, some candy, and a note.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [reading one of the notes]  "I know where you live, ha, ha." Casting directors hate this.

    Narrator : They really do.

    Casting Director : [shows a casting director's office]  The glitteratti has struck again.

    [reading the resume] 

    Casting Director : Never hire Tobias Funke.

  • Maebe : All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy.

    Lindsay Funke : You're right. I'll just throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.

  • Lindsay Funke : I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. You need to learn a little discipline.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Hmm. Nope. That doesn't feel right.

    Lindsay Funke : No, no, no. I am telling you. You are now punished. I punish thee.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me?

    Lindsay Funke : Oh, I have to come up with another thing?

  • [repeated line] 

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Marry me.

  • [repeated line] 

    Maebe : That was a freebie.

  • Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Do you remember that French film we snuck into? Dangerous Cousins?

    George Michael Bluth : No, actually, I dont remember it.

    Narrator : In fact, George Michael knew the movie very well. He currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.

  • Mae 'Maebe' Funke : You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related.

    [she leaves] 

    George Michael Bluth : That would be amazing.

  • [George Michael and Maeby are searching through the Bluth company files illegally] 

    George Michael : Fingerprints? You said they wouldn't be taking fingerprints.

    Maebe : No, I said don't wear your mittens.

  • George Michael Bluth : Oh, my God. It's your mom and gangee.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : What are they doing here?

    George Michael Bluth : They're adults. They're allowed to have fun whenever they want. We're kids, we're supposed to work.

  • Mae 'Maebe' Funke : It all adds up. He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard, tunneled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candied apple on his way to Mexico.

    George Michael Bluth : Of course.


    George Michael Bluth : You're mocking me.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Of course.

  • Steve Holt : [reading the cast list for Tobais's play]  STEVE HOLT.

    Maebe : STEVE HOLT.

    George Michael Bluth : I'm a stand-in for...

    Steve Holt : [interrupting]  STEVE HOLT.

  • George Michael Bluth : What's with Steve Holt and your mom?

    Maebe : Oh, I gave him the impression that she was a tranny.

  • Maebe : [as Surely]  No more BS. No more BS.

  • Mae 'Maebe' Funke : I'm going to start acting like a kid now.

  • George Michael Bluth : [after hearing that Steve Holt and Lindsay have a lunch date]  Steve Holt? I thought you liked him.

    Maebe : I do, I'm crazy about him. He only talks to her because he thinks she has a penis. Oh, I told him that she was a tranny.

  • Maebe : [upon Steve Holt asking Maebe to dance]  Steve Holt.

  • Lindsay Funke : Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band solution was a nightmare.

    Michael : Tobias said it was some of the most fun your family has ever had.

    Lindsay Funke : Yeah, well, I was whacked on Xanotab.

    Michael : Well I thought Xanotab was supposed to make everything better.

    Lindsay Funke : For fifteen minutes. Then it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell. It's not a good supplement. Besides, Maebe wont do it.

    Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Let's do it. I want to reunite the band. That was some of the best times we've ever had.

  • Michael : Hi, there.

    Gob : What's she doing here?

    Maebe : Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob.

    Michael : Is everything okay?

    Gob : I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these $2,600 pants.

    Michael : You think they're going to go right for the pants?

  • Steve Holt : Your mom seems pretty cool.

    Maebe : That's not my mom.

    Steve Holt : ...but she said you were her daughter.

    Maebe : His daughter. It's my dad.

    Steve Holt : That's a dude?

    Maebe : And the worst part is? He thinks he's passing.

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