Slaves of the Realm

This is a low budget production with a ridiculously boring and drawn-out story. Some viewers may be mislead into thinking this is some sort of fantasy soft porn flick, but the only skin shown is the occasional breast of two from some unimportant character (not that there really are any truly important ones anyway). Instead of what the sexually provocative box may suggest, viewers are subjected to idiotic monologues and a few moments of the most unrealistic swordplay in any film. Do yourself a favor and skip this movie. Otherwise, you may be wasting more than an hour and a half of your life being tortured by incoherent dialogue and plot developments that go nowhere. You'll find yourself praying that this will suddenly turn into the porno it should have been, but it never does.