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Rectuma (2003)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Horror | 3 December 2003 (USA)
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Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Waldo Williams
Dani Leon ... Valveeta Williams
... Detective Cipolla
Jim Rainey ... Detective Cosacca
Alex W. Chen ... Doctor Wansamsaki
Michael Raye ... Summa Cum Lauden (as J. Michael Raye)
Suzanna Griffith ... Magna Cum Lauden
Ron Curtiss ... Doctor Coldstone
... Johnny Pecks
... Wanger
Robert Clements ... Waldo's Co-Worker
David Y. Chan ... Mister Tashira (as David Chan)
Anson Jackson ... Toby Tuwanda
Roubye Hart ... Mrs. Tuwanda
Mark Pirro ... Dr. Rektor
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Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him Written by Artemis Crane

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During the opening credits there a couple of pages of anecdotes that flash too quickly for an audience to read completely without pausing - in the first there is a story involving the crash of a "Yugo" and an ice cream truck. The second page continues the anecdote but on that page, the same car is referenced as a "Hyundai". See more »

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Spoofs Gojira (1954) See more »

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One of the funniest Godzilla parodies I've ever seen
29 February 2008 | by See all my reviews

What happens when someone's ass breaks loose and goes berserk in Los Angeles? You have one of the best movies based on Japanese monster movies there is. Rectuma is very tight, and the comedy is right on the money. Director Marc Pirro knows his genre, as practically every Japanese monster movie cliché is exploited in this movie, right down to the twin fairies who sing the narration and a Japanese monster fighter who speaks out of sync (noticed by everyone in the movie except him). Pirro also throws in a few non-genre bonuses, like a detective who thinks she's Jodie Foster. The actress who plays this part does an uncanny Jodie Foster impression. In fact, she even LOOKS like Foster. There also is a creepy lab assistant who looks and sounds EXACTLY like Bela Lugosi's Igor character from Son of Frankenstein. Sure, this is low budget, but I got more laughs out of this movie than anything the Farrelly Brothers or Wil Farrell have done recently. I saw this at a movie night at a friend's house with about 15 people, and everyone laughed their asses off. Get it? Asses? Ass movie? If you want a very clever comedy with gags that hit the target practically every time, I urge you to see this! If you don't think it's one of the funniest movies you've ever seen, then I suggest you go watch something more your style, like possibly an episode of "Friends."


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