Tru Calling (2003–2005)
[operating on a live woman, to try and save her life]
Davis: I can't do it.
Tru: Why not?
Davis: The living creep me out.
Lindsay Walker: My note, turned one guy into a liar... and another one... *gay*!
Tru: The power of the written words!
Davis: [to Harrison] I'm so sorry. Please, accept my condolences. You were so... young.
Harrison Davies: Dude, I'm still alive. I died yesterday.
Jack Harper: You know, Daivs is a nice guy, but why do I get the feeling that we're gonna come in here one morning and all the corpses are gonna be dressed up for an imaginary tea party?
Glenn Carpenter: There is something I always wanted to tell you, I always thought that you were the most beautiful girl in school... then you left that note in my locker...
Lindsay Walker: I left that note in your locker?
Glenn Carpenter: That note changed my life.
Lindsay Walker: It did?
Glenn Carpenter: It made me realize some very important thing... I couldn't have feelings for you, I couldn't have feelings for any girl.
Lindsay Walker: Are you telling me that my note, made you... gay?
Glenn Carpenter: A note made me gay! Let me tell you something, at 10th reunion... then the tiara is mine!
Lindsay Walker: Oh.
Tru: My friend Lindsay works in public relations.
Davis: So do we, except our public happens to be dead.
Geoffrey: You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow".
Harrison Davies: What, do you got some kind of death wish?
Jack Harper: Harrison, death isn't something you have to wish for. It's coming anyway.
Jack Harper: I thought a change of location would help. It didn't. I'm hoping a change of vocation will.
Glenn Carpenter: Hello, can I have your attention please? It's now time to announce the class of '99's five-year reunion-queen... The queen is - Candace Aimes!
Candace Aimes: Wow! Thank you so much, this is such a surprise!... Okay, not that much of a surprise.
Tru: I can't stop thinking about Candace Aimes, could you think of anyone who still are holding a grudge against her?
Lindsay Walker: Strange question, let me think... I know! The entire graduating class.
Jeremy: [pickup line] You're not Tru. You're too good to be Tru.