Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht (2002 Video Game)
Lieutenant Virgil: It reeks. I can't get their rotten odor out of my system. Can't you smell it? It makes me sick to my stomach.
Hammer: Heeeey, it's a girl... She might me cute, you know. Heh, heh...
Captain Matthews: Heh, heh my ass, you sicko. Who the hell cares how she looks? She's dead.
Tony: Exactly. Besides, she's facing the other way. It's a shame we can't meet face to face...
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: You're slacking off! And you!
[smacks his employee]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: And you!
[smacks another employee]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: You're all bunch of slackers!
[Lt. Commander Vanderkam strikes another one of his employee]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Listen up! You lazy bums are the cause of that accident! You're not getting any time to confess your sins, though. Why not? 'Cause I am not giving it you! If you got time to be sorry, you got time to get your ass in gear! If you got time to think, you got time to get your fingers moving! Don't even start thinkin' you got a brain to think with! You're going to become machines! And work like 'em, day and night! You're all bunch of slackers!
[Lt. Commander Vanderkam continues to smack his employees as Shion watches them from above]
Shion Uzuki: Hm. Boy I guess not every department runs like ours!
KOS-MOS: Furthermore... The escape pod has a maximum capacity of two occupants. I believe it is obvious who gets priority.
Shion Uzuki: How could... How could you say that. Have you no conscience?
KOS-MOS: [after shooting through Lt. Vergil to kill a Gnosis] This ship is about to capsize. Please, make haste.
Shion Uzuki: Wait... KOSMOS... do... do you understand what you've just done?
KOS-MOS: My assigned duty is to protect Vector employees. Protection of military personnel is not part of my prime directive.
Shion Uzuki: That's no excuse! You have no right to go about killing people! Why did you shoot Lt. Vergil? With your power, you don't have to sacrifice anyone to...
KOS-MOS: At that time, Lt. Vergil was n my direct line of fire. Any changes to my firing position to avoid Lt. Virgil, while protecting you, would have resulted in a 30% depreciation in my offensive capabilities. On the other hand, with the Lt.'s death, there would only be a 0.2% drop in efficacy. I simply chose the option with the highest probability to keep you alive. Furthermore, the escape pod has a maximum capacity of two occupants. I believe it is obvious who gets priority.
Shion Uzuki: How could...! How can you even say that! Have you no conscience?
KOS-MOS: Shion. You forget, I am not human. I am merely a weapon. You of all people should be well aware of that fact. What is your decision? Will you board the escape pod, or will you not board the escape pod? If you wish to express remorse for his death, it is best that you survive. Otherwise, you will render his death meaningless.
Hammer: The generator output keeps on dropping... I guess we ran the ship into the hyperspace column walls a few times too many... Thanks to a certain idiot who flies like a maniac...
Tony: What? Hey! Who do you think it was that saved us?
Hammer: I wish you'd consider the navigator has to go through. I'm getting carpal tunnel thanks to you.
Tony: Why don't you just direct-link it?
Hammer: Isn't it obvious? It's way cooler to navigate by hand.
Tony: Are you stupid or something?
Hammer: Mind your own business! At least I'm more useful than a certain out-of-control lunatic.
Tony: [trying to start a fist fight with Hammer] Oh, okay now! So you think you're the man, huh?
Hammer: [prepares to fist fight as well] You wanna go? Whatchoo got?
Tony: Bring it on!
[Hammer and Tony are about to start a fist fight]
Captain Matthews: [frustrated] That's enough! Both of ya morons, shut up! I'm sick of listening to your whining! My head hurts enough just thinking about what these repairs are gonna cost. The last thing I need is to babysit the two of "you"!
Albedo: I see. So, what do you want me to do?
Commander Margulis: The situation is proceeding as planned. Don't interfere with it for now. Of course, I can't imagine the Second Miltian government and the Kukai Foundation will simply hand it over. If the situation warrants, we may have to use... the Song of Nephilim.
Albedo: Now this is a surprise. I thought you hated it with a passion.
Commander Margulis: I'm just saying, that even your toys have their uses.
Albedo: Then why don't you join me? We can enjoy the show together.
Commander Margulis: Thank, I'll pass. I don't share your perverse taste in hobbies.
Albedo: Yeah right, you gutless bastard.
Commander Margulis: How are you feeling, 100-Series Realian? Is the food here unsatisfactory? Even Realians require nourishment, you know. Are the Federation's 100-Series Realians so ill-mannered that they don't even reply to simple questions?
MOMO: I don't like that name.
Commander Margulis: Well, my goodness, pardon me. And what would you like to be called, Miss 100-Series Realian?
MOMO: I don't like strangers to be calling me by my name.
Shion Uzuki: C'mon, Allen! Show them your gratitude.
Allen Ridgeley: Ah... right.
Allen Ridgeley: Thank heavens you were around to rescue us. We almost became space dust out there because of my stubborn boss here... Argh!
[Shion stepped on Allen's foot]
Woglinde Employee: Look out!
[Shion came to her sense and a circling obstacle is about to approach Shion and she evaded the obstacle and lands on the floor]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Watch it, you slacker! Only authorized personnel are allowed up here! I've had three people vanish on me already.
[Shion gets up]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Get the hell out of here! My men'll start slacking off if they see bimbos like you around.
Shion Uzuki: I'm so sorry.
[Shion walks away]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Who's the idiot that let civilians on this ship?
[Vanderkam saw one of his employees staring at Shion]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: What the hell are you staring at?
[Vanderkam punches the employee in the face knocking him to the floor. Vanderkam then picks him up by the sleeve]
Lieutenant Commander Vanderkam: Damn slacker!
[Vanderkam gave the employee an uppercut]
Ziggy: Are you ok?
MOMO: Yeah, I'm built tougher then I look. What about you?
Ziggy: Well... I built as tough as I look.
Shion Uzuki: Is that why you gave me this PT cartridge? I mean... Do you have any idea what this thing is?
Miyuki Itsumi: Of course!... Or so I like to claim, but I actually just transfered in, so I'm not really sure.
[Ziggy turns to MOMO]
MOMO: Are you a military Realian?
Ziggy: No, an ex-human.
Ziggy: A cyborg. An ancient relic.
[starts adjusting artifical arm]
Ziggy: I registered as an organ donor without much thought, and they resurrected me after my death.
MOMO: That infamous Life Recycling Act, right?
Ziggy: Yeah. The Species Preservation Act came about thanks to the mess that old law caused.
MOMO: Umm... you still haven't... told me your name
Ziggy: It's Ziggurat... 8.
MOMO: Ziggurat... 8? you're a real human, but your name sound more like a model number.
Lieutenant Virgil: Who? What does it matter? Or... do you need a name to describe me? A definition by words is merely a means to deceive oneself. It's meaningless before the truth. What matters is how you perceive things. The slightest shift, then life and death no longer have any meaning.
[when performing the Ruby Fist move during the player's party's battle against Albedo]
Albedo: Come on, come on, come on, COME ON! Now die!
Shion Uzuki: ...What do you think your doing? You left us, and then tried to go to Second Miltia by yourself. Maybe your OS is malfunctioning or something.
KOS-MOS: Yes. That is possible.
Shion Uzuki: [pauses for about 10 seconds] By the way. What were the orders from HQ?
KOS-MOS: Captain Matthews, May I use the Maintenance Lab next to the Hangar?
Shion Uzuki: Just a second KOS-MOS.
Captain Matthews: Yeah, sure. What for?
Shion Uzuki: KOS-MOS?
KOS-MOS: Due to the limitations of the test tube prevential, my energy reserves are almost depleted. I wish to receive a co-generator bypass in order to replenish them.
Shion Uzuki: Hey! What is wrong with you? Answer me KOS-MOS!
Captain Matthews: So, you'll cover the bill right?
Shion Uzuki: KOS-MOS!...
Shion Uzuki: ...Um yes?
KOS-MOS: My sensors appear to be malfunctioning. Please adjust them before we disembark at our destination.
Shion Uzuki: W-Why should I?
KOS-MOS: Please Shion. This is a part of your job. Is it not?