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Ultrachrist!

  • 2003
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
4.6/10
329
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Jonathan C. Green in Ultrachrist! (2003)
SatireComedy

What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today?

  • Director
    • Kerry Douglas Dye
  • Writers
    • Kerry Douglas Dye
    • Jordan Hoffman
  • Stars
    • Jonathan C. Green
    • Celia A. Montgomery
    • Samuel Bruce Campbell
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    4.6/10
    329
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
    • Writers
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
      • Jordan Hoffman
    • Stars
      • Jonathan C. Green
      • Celia A. Montgomery
      • Samuel Bruce Campbell
    • 14User reviews
    • 14Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 2 wins total

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    Jonathan C. Green
    Jonathan C. Green
    • Jesus…
    Celia A. Montgomery
    Celia A. Montgomery
    • Molly
    Samuel Bruce Campbell
    Samuel Bruce Campbell
    • Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany
    Dara Shindler
    • Jada Jennsen
    Jordan Hoffman
    • Archangel Ira
    Danielle Langlois
    Danielle Langlois
    • Jane
    Samantha Dark
    • Paula
    Nathaniel Graves
    • Tommy
    Rana Lee Araneta
    • Pool Player #2
    Amanda Bernen
    Amanda Bernen
    • Meany's Masseuse
    Jonathan Bloom
    • Local Sinner
    Patrick Brennan
    • Perverted Cheer Fan
    • (voice)
    Tian Chen
    • Local Sinner
    Bob Cohen
    • Marty
    Elizabeth Cooper
    • Wrestling Fan
    Don Creech
    Don Creech
    • God the Father
    Dan Cross
    • Local Sinner
    Tara Cullen
    • 'For a Good Time Call' Girl
    • Director
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
    • Writers
      • Kerry Douglas Dye
      • Jordan Hoffman
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    7jhs39

    Enjoyably silly

    This ultra silly, very low-budget comedy sometimes felt like a Lenny Bruce bit brought to life--he used to do sketches on what would happen if Jesus came back. The humor isn't exactly inspired but there are enough laughs to make this one a pleasant surprise for people who aren't easily offended by religious themed humor.

    Ultimately the movie is no more irreverent than what they do with the Jesus character on South Park, so I doubt that too many people outside of the bible belt will really have a problem with this.

    If you're looking for something fun to rent you could do a lot worse than Ultrachrist.
    7karalynnn

    A Good time

    I found Ultrachrist to be a laugh out loud good time. Jonathan C. Green's portrayal of the childlike savior returned to earth was great fun. The opening of the film is totally cute and the Finale is as well. Yes the movie is low budget but it is a Hoot. My only problem was it seemed to drag along near the end. It is only 92 minutes long but begins to feel like it is +2 hours, before the resolution occurs. For those wondering about a rating PG is pretty much what it qualifies for with Kissing Lipstick Lesbians and an Dominatrix. Overall the acting was sketchy but no one rents a movie this low budget expecting Academy Award winning anything. I had a good time and it wasn't even that blasphemous.
    1xdeutsch

    Wow! this 'movie' really really sucked!!!

    Please stay away from this piece of garbage. It is likely to induce drowsiness and should only be watched by those without a sense of humour, looking to waste 1hr 36 mins of their lives or anyone else who enjoys totally uncreative and mind numbingly boring garbage. It is rather unfortunate that anyone with a camera, free time on their hands and spare change in their wallet can make movies these days. This movie could very likely have been ripped off a failing fourth graders essay paper.Trust me, it was that bad and I am being as polite and considerate as I possibly can. My rating: 1.25 (Mostly for the costume :-) )
    9Gogog

    A second coming that has you second guessing...

    Lots of fun--smart, witty, charming, and enjoyable. Even the premise--Jesus returns to earth as a superhero--suggests good times. A must see, especially with a group of friends. It leaves you all feeling happy and ready to turn the other cheek....
    10pigweed2003

    Better than Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Much better.

    I adored this movie. I mean, who (barring right wing Christian fundamentalists, who seem to be offended at the drop of a hat, which I think counts as nudity to them) would not be at the very least intrigued by the premise of this movie: Jesus comes back to Earth and dons spandex to become a sin-fighting superhero in Manhattan? The scene where Jesus crosses paths with Dracula is worth the price of the rental all on it's own.

    That's about all I really need to say. If you're not turned on, then nothing I can say after that will make you like this film. If you are...go find it and have yourself a great time accepting Ultrachrist as your personal savior from normalcy.

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    • Trivia
      Has over 40 speaking roles and over 30 locations, including Times Square.
    • Quotes

      Jesus/Ultrachrist!: The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!

    • Crazy credits
      "Enthusiastic Thank Yous" to, among others, "Alex Dorn for the 'that's allotta stigmata' line" and "The NYPD for mostly leaving us alone"
    • Connections
      Featured in Body/Antibody (2007)
    • Soundtracks
      A New Pro-Sex Kinda Savior
      Lyrics by Kerry Douglas Dye

      Music by James Ruchala & Sarah Alden

      Performed by James Ruchala, Sarah Alden, Jason Cypher, Andy Nelson and Jonathan C. Green

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    • Release date
      • April 24, 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Astoria, Queens, New York City, New York, USA
    • Production company
      • LeisureSuit Media
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 32 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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