Decoys (2004)

Luke and Roger are just another couple of college guys trying to lose their virginity. But when Luke sees something unusual, he begins to suspect that the girls on campus aren't exactly human.

Director:

Matthew Hastings (as Matt Hastings)

Writers:

Matthew Hastings (as Matt Hastings), Tom Berry

Stars:

Corey Sevier, Stefanie von Pfetten, Kim Poirier

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Corey Sevier	...	Luke
Stefanie von Pfetten	...	Lilly
Kim Poirier	...	Constance
Elias Toufexis	...	Roger
Meghan Ory	...	Alex
Ennis Esmer	...	Gibby
Krista Morin	...	Vikki Vickers
Marc Trottier	...	Bobby Johnson
Carrie Colak	...	Natasha
Richard Burgi	...	Detective Francis Kirk
Nicole Eggert	...	Detective Amanda Watts
Don Hastings	...	Medical Examiner
Sarah Smyth	...	Rosedale Princess
Leah Graham	...	Melody
Mike Lobel	...	Halloween Jock

Storyline

In St. John College, the freshmen and best friends Luke and Roger meet the sexy blond cousins Lilly and Constance in the laundry of their building. They are next-door neighbors, and the experienced girls invite the young men to visit them anytime. Lilly forgets a package of coins in the laundry, and Luke goes to their room to return it. The room is empty, and he sneaks around, when the two girls arrive. Luke hides himself in the wardrobe, and through an opening, he sees Lilly with many tentacles on her breast. Luke tries to convince his friends that the girls are aliens, planning to attack Earth, but nobody believes in him. Meanwhile, some friends of them are found dead, with the internal organs completely frozen.

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Plot Keywords:

college | breasts | campus | virginity | voyeurism | 

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Taglines:

They're not what they seem.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for sexuality and nudity

Details

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 February 2004 (Canada)

Also Known As:

Espectros

Filming Locations:

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Box Office

Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

CAD 84,733 (Canada), 27 February 2004, Limited Release

Company Credits

Production Co:

Sci-Fi Productions,Sound Venture Productions,Feature Film Fund

Technical Specs

Runtime:

95 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

This is Kim Poirier's first lead role in a film.

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Goofs

The film is set in the Canadian province of New Brunswick, but the Ontario provincial flag is visible in one scene.

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Quotes

Luke: How do you like your alien Luke? Medium Rare.

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Connections

Referenced in Best of the Worst: The Star Wars Holiday Special (2014)

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Soundtracks

Boomshakalaka
Performed by Logan 7
Logan 7 appears courtesy of PALM
(c) 2001, Palm Pictures, LLC

User Reviews

Nice eye candy with a pretty weak plot

To say this movie is average is saying a bit much. However it did have certain aspects that some viewers might appreciate. You've heard enough about the bad in other reviews I'm sure, so I'll be as unbiased as I can and sum up the good, the bad, and the ugly and point out who would and wouldn't appreciate it.

First off this film is for Guys (mainly), and it is for viewers who want to see some nice eye candy as it's filled with beautiful woman including one topless / ass scene and many other sexual scenes. It plays as a horror / action thriller with some suspense. The action scenes are okay, with some decent special effects. It wasn't that suspenseful as it's not that scary (I didn't think) though not a movie for young kids either as the whole movie is of a sexual nature also involving some non graphic killings. Obviously target audience is viewers in their teens / early twenties and though I'm a few years older I thought it was okay. I rented it cause I have a blockbuster pass and had nothing else to rent (if you can imagine that). I wouldn't watch it again, and if I did, it would only be to fast forward to certain parts encompassing about 5-10 minutes worth. Overall it's for guys who want some eye candy and a cheap horror story to string you along. Probably a decent party / date movie for those who want to lighten up the sexual tension (Combo of Species, Scream, and Porkey's). It's not as suspenseful or thrilling as scream, but it's not a spoof like Scary Movie and it more or less tries to take itself seriously.

The story itself sounds like something from a porno movie. A race of alien woman are dying off as they no longer can reproduce, so they come to earth and 'Decoy' themselves as beautiful woman in attempt to impregnate hosts or men in an effort to revitalize their species. Very similar to Species. Problem is they keep killing the men in the process… So the movie is filled with sexual scenes throughout. The two main guys in the movie are new freshmen at some university in a cold state. Keep in mind I did fast forward through some of it and wasn't paying close attention to minor details. Anyway the guys get involved with your friendly neighborhood Alien beauties. The main character pretty much goes on the vigilante rampage trying to prove the aliens existence. He apparently had a sexual past with the woman detective (which wasn't really explained). I must say too that the guy detective was probably the worst actor / character, and the film certainly could have survived with out him. What was up with the Puppy stuff??? The other Main guy falls in love with the Alien, and she as well. The movie comes to a head when the main guy hunts the alien women. The acting ranged from decent to terrible, the sexual and eye candy scenes were pretty good, the action was just okay, the special effects were decent. So overall, a B horror flick. You could do worse and if you miss it, no big deal… You won't hear much about it 6 months from now.