New rule: presidential candidates have to stop talking about what they'll do "the first day" in the White House. Especially if they're Chris Christie and they have the same chance of being president as being Miss Hawaiian Tropic.
[groans and laughter
Chris Christie says "The first thing I'll do is I'll fly Air Force One over the South China Sea to send an unmistakable message to China." And that message is "This is a really powerful plane if it can get off the ground with me on it."