Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »

Director:

Caleb Emerson

Writers:

Haig Demarjian, Caleb Emerson

Stars:

Tim Gerstmar, Geoff Mosher, Pippi Zornoza

1 win.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar	...	Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher	...	Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza	...	Violet
Jamie Gillis	...	Stavros
Hasil Adkins	...	Self
Jennifer K. Beal	...	Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades	...	Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard	...	Britney Maldonato
Joe James	...	Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy	...	Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton	...	Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams	...	Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick	...	Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley	...	Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers	...	Hell Island Field Worker

Storyline

Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this!

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Plot Keywords:

serial killer | zombie | dildo used as weapon | surgery | pizza delivery boy | 

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Taglines:

The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance

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Genres:

Comedy | Fantasy | Horror | Sci-Fi

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Did You Know?

Trivia

Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi.

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Goofs

On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico.

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Quotes

Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?

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Connections

Features On the Prowl (1989)

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Soundtracks

Voodoo Spell
Written by John Kozik
Performed by Phantom Creeps

User Reviews

Why on Earth have you put me though this horrible ordeal?

It is a shame that archaeologists Jennifer K. Beal, Sadie Blades, and Zhana LaRenard haven't had further romps. They would have added immensely to Indy's adventures.

But, sadly, it is not to be. We have to satisfy ourselves with the memories here. Our nubile ladies certainly gave a whole new meaning to beating your meat. And, I saw things done with sausages that boggle the mind. And, when it's too hot to garden...

As Red says, "Christ in heaven! I don't know how much more of this I can take." This movie is the very definition of "It's so bad, it's good."

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

February 2005 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Gloucester, Massachusetts, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$150,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Zombastic Productions Inc.

Technical Specs

Color:

Color