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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror | February 2005 (USA)
Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the... See full summary »


Caleb Emerson
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Tim Gerstmar Tim Gerstmar ... Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole
Geoff Mosher Geoff Mosher ... Baron Nefarious
Pippi Zornoza Pippi Zornoza ... Violet
Jamie Gillis ... Stavros
Hasil Adkins Hasil Adkins ... Self
Jennifer K. Beal Jennifer K. Beal ... Shannon Maldonato
Sadie Blades Sadie Blades ... Nikki Maldonato
Zhana LaRenard Zhana LaRenard ... Britney Maldonato
Joe James Joe James ... Officer Konash (as Joe James)
Sandra Kennedy Sandra Kennedy ... Super Inga
Lon E. Plynton Lon E. Plynton ... Barundeb Duttah
Doug Williams Doug Williams ... Kid Fantastico
Llama Dick Llama Dick ... Hell Island Field Worker
Scott Horsley Scott Horsley ... Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie
Jesse Myers Jesse Myers ... Hell Island Field Worker


Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous

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The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance


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Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi. See more »


On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. See more »


Violet: Do you know what I love?
Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Why on Earth have you put me though this horrible ordeal?
4 June 2008 | by lastliberalSee all my reviews

It is a shame that archaeologists Jennifer K. Beal, Sadie Blades, and Zhana LaRenard haven't had further romps. They would have added immensely to Indy's adventures.

But, sadly, it is not to be. We have to satisfy ourselves with the memories here. Our nubile ladies certainly gave a whole new meaning to beating your meat. And, I saw things done with sausages that boggle the mind. And, when it's too hot to garden...

As Red says, "Christ in heaven! I don't know how much more of this I can take." This movie is the very definition of "It's so bad, it's good."

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Release Date:

February 2005 (USA) See more »

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Gloucester, Massachusetts, USA See more »


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$150,000 (estimated)
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