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Die You Zombie Bastards!

  • 20052005
  • Not RatedNot Rated
  • 1h 37m
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4.2/10
718
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Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
  • Comedy
  • Fantasy
  • Horror
Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the ... Read allThrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning ... Read allThrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've n... Read all
IMDb RATING
4.2/10
718
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  • Director
    • Caleb Emerson
  • Writers
    • Haig Demarjian
    • Caleb Emerson
  • Stars
    • Tim Gerstmar
    • Geoff Mosher
    • Pippi Zornoza
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  • Director
    • Caleb Emerson
  • Writers
    • Haig Demarjian
    • Caleb Emerson
  • Stars
    • Tim Gerstmar
    • Geoff Mosher
    • Pippi Zornoza
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    • 23User reviews
    • 19Critic reviews
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    • Awards
      • 1 win

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    Tim Gerstmar
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    Pippi Zornoza
    • Violetas Violet
    Jamie Gillis
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    Hasil Adkins
    • Selfas Self
    Jennifer K. Beal
    • Shannon Maldonatoas Shannon Maldonato
    Sadie Blades
    • Nikki Maldonatoas Nikki Maldonato
    Zhana LaRenard
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    Joe James
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    Sandra Kennedy
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    • Trivia
      Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi.
    • Goofs
      On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico.
    • Quotes

      Violet: Do you know what I love?

      Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?

      Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...

      Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?

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    3/10
    Just cheap and boring
    This movie is just amateur incompetence, not only in the way it looks (which I can forgive) but also in the acting, writing and the whole concept behind it. It's just stupid. Not campy, quirky, or even slightly clever or slightly interesting.

    As anyone knows who rents a movie like this, there are dozens of excellent, cheap and hilarious zombie movies, made by people with an actual sense of humor. See, for example, Tokyo Zombie. That was a hilarious experience. Don't torture yourself with this worthless movie. It looks like something that was made just for the "buddies" of the people in it, and I'm sure they find it brilliant to watch themselves pretend to act, but the result does not need a wider release.
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    • Jan 22, 2007

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    • Release date
      • February 2005 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Gloucester, Massachusetts, USA
    • Production company
      • Zombastic Productions Inc.
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      • $150,000 (estimated)
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      1 hour 37 minutes
    • Color
      • Color

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