Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the...
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Title: Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
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Cast
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Tim Gerstmar | ... | Red / CoconutHeadFaceMan / Mother Nefarious / Thierry Toole |
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Geoff Mosher | ... | Baron Nefarious |
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Pippi Zornoza | ... | Violet |
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Hasil Adkins | ... | Himself |
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Jennifer K. Beal | ... | Shannon Maldonato |
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Sadie Blades | ... | Nikki Maldonato |
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Zhana LaRenard | ... | Britney Maldonato |
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Joe James | ... | Officer Konash (as Joe James) |
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Sandra Kennedy | ... | Super Inga |
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Lon E. Plynton | ... | Barundeb Duttah |
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Doug Williams | ... | Kid Fantastico |
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Llama Dick | ... | Hell Island Field Worker |
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Scott Horsley | ... | Hell Island Field Worker / Zombie |
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Jesse Myers | ... | Hell Island Field Worker |
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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet, caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us, you've never seen anything like this! Written by Anonymous
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serial killer | zombie | dildo used as weapon | surgery | pizza delivery boy |Taglines:
The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie RomanceParents Guide:
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USALanguage:
EnglishRelease Date:
February 2005 (USA) See more »Edit
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$150,000 (estimated)Company Credits
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Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Written by Bob Gampert (with Jeff Jacques, Patrick Moynihan, Doug Melanson)
Performed by Gimantis
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Editor Daniel Strange cut this film to fulfill his end of a bet made with director Caleb Emerson while the two were in film school together. Strange and Emerson hated each other (and claim to hate each other to this day). In an attempt to jinx each other they made an agreement that if Strange got funding for a feature film first that Caleb would have to do the special effects, and if Caleb got funding for his feature first that Strange would have to edit it gratis. The two never spoke throughout the process of editing this feature film; they communicated to each other only through notes, emails and messages relayed by assistant editor Paul Nadjmabadi. See more »Goofs
On a map showing where Hell Island is, the Bermuda Triangle is shown to the west of South America, when it is actually northeast, the 3 points being Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. See more »Quotes
Violet: Do you know what I love?Red: [excited] Rubber dicks?
Violet: Well yes, but that's not what I was going to say...
Red: [still excited] Rubber dicks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?
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Soundtracks
Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were Dead?Written by Bob Gampert (with Jeff Jacques, Patrick Moynihan, Doug Melanson)
Performed by Gimantis
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This movie is just amateur incompetence, not only in the way it looks (which I can forgive) but also in the acting, writing and the whole concept behind it. It's just stupid. Not campy, quirky, or even slightly clever or slightly interesting.
As anyone knows who rents a movie like this, there are dozens of excellent, cheap and hilarious zombie movies, made by people with an actual sense of humor. See, for example, Tokyo Zombie. That was a hilarious experience. Don't torture yourself with this worthless movie. It looks like something that was made just for the "buddies" of the people in it, and I'm sure they find it brilliant to watch themselves pretend to act, but the result does not need a wider release.