Having recovered from wounds received in a failed rescue operation, Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains in the kids' house.
Identical twins Annie and Hallie, separated at birth and each raised by one of their biological parents, later discover each other for the first time at summer camp and make a plan to bring their wayward parents back together.
Director:
Nancy Meyers
Stars:
Lindsay Lohan,
Dennis Quaid,
Natasha Richardson
Lizzie McGuire has graduated from middle school and takes a trip to Rome, Italy with her class. And what was supposed to be only a normal trip, becomes a teenager's dream come true.
Mia Thermopolis has just found out that she is the heir apparent to the throne of Genovia. With her friends Lilly and Michael Moscovitz in tow, she tries to navigate through the rest of her sixteenth year.
Director:
Garry Marshall
Stars:
Julie Andrews,
Anne Hathaway,
Hector Elizondo
Routinely exploited by her wicked stepmother, the downtrodden Sam Montgomery is excited about the prospect of meeting her Internet beau at the school's Halloween dance.
Director:
Mark Rosman
Stars:
Hilary Duff,
Chad Michael Murray,
Jennifer Coolidge
The Bakers, a family of 14, move from small-town Illinois to the big city after Tom Baker gets his dream job to coach his alma mater's football team. Meanwhile, his wife also gets her dream of getting her book published. While she's away promoting the book, Tom has a hard time keeping the house in order while at the same time coaching his football team, as the once happy family starts falling apart.Written by
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The Gilbreth family on whom the film was based had 6 boys and 6 girls. Also, they did not have any twins. All the children were single births and the father regretted this because he felt multiple births to be more efficient. See more »
Goofs
After the kids are grounded, there is an overhead shot of Mark laying in bed. In this shot Mark's glasses are nowhere to be seen, but when he rolls over and looks at the photo of him and Kate, his glasses are in front of the photo. See more »
Quotes
Tom:
I promise you. We will be a happier, stronger family.
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Crazy Credits
Over the first part of the credits, we see outtakes. See more »
First, I hoped to rate this movie zero but one is the lowest score IMDB has.
It's not possible to create a remake completely unlike the original and despicable like this one. It was so bad I had to force my mother to leave the theater 30 minutes before the end!
So why this movie SUCKS? Gone are the charm and sweetness of the 1950 original. It looks like the idea for the original movie escaped out of the window. Instead this movie is stupid and lame. Thrre are too many moments to count but I will give only two examples: three of the children begin playing hockey at home and one of the kids along with the dad suddenly hangs from the chandelier eventually destroying it: and three other kids put Ashton Kutcher's underpants in meat gravy and let their dog biting his crotch (WOW a funny scene in a kids movie!).
The only advice I can give here is to watch the 1950 original with Clifton Webb and then... tell yourself they never made a remake. If this doesn't work, repeat it to yourself almost 1000 times for your own sake!
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First, I hoped to rate this movie zero but one is the lowest score IMDB has.
It's not possible to create a remake completely unlike the original and despicable like this one. It was so bad I had to force my mother to leave the theater 30 minutes before the end!
So why this movie SUCKS? Gone are the charm and sweetness of the 1950 original. It looks like the idea for the original movie escaped out of the window. Instead this movie is stupid and lame. Thrre are too many moments to count but I will give only two examples: three of the children begin playing hockey at home and one of the kids along with the dad suddenly hangs from the chandelier eventually destroying it: and three other kids put Ashton Kutcher's underpants in meat gravy and let their dog biting his crotch (WOW a funny scene in a kids movie!).
The only advice I can give here is to watch the 1950 original with Clifton Webb and then... tell yourself they never made a remake. If this doesn't work, repeat it to yourself almost 1000 times for your own sake!