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Rembrandt (2003)

Mick and Tom are an unlikely father-son team of petty thieves. They've been hired to steal a painting from a museum. By accident, they steal the wrong painting: Denmark's only original Rembrandt masterpiece, worth millions.

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Jannik Johansen
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lars Brygmann ... Mick
Jakob Cedergren ... Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ... Kenneth (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau)
Nicolas Bro ... Jimmy
Sonja Richter ... Trine
Søren Pilmark ... Bæk
Gordon Kennedy ... Christian
Paprika Steen ... Charlotte
Ulf Pilgaard Ulf Pilgaard ... Flemming
Thomas W. Gabrielsson ... Erik (as Thomas Gabrielsson)
Ole Ernst Ole Ernst ... Frank
Nikolaj Lie Kaas ... Kiosk Karsten
Patrick O'Kane ... Nigel
Martin Wenner ... Toby
Søren Poppel Søren Poppel ... Allan Rocker
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Storyline

Four small-time criminals led by the seasoned, but realistic Mick, unite in a plot to steal a painting from a museum for a businessman who has emotional ties to it. By accident they steal the wrong painting and find themselves with an original Rembrandt worth millions. They eye a getaway from their everyday worries and debts, but instead their problems are only multiplied. Written by Peter Brandt Nielsen

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They made the heist of the century - they just didn't know it.

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Action | Comedy | Crime

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Official Sites:

Official site (Danish)

Country:

Denmark | UK

Language:

Danish

Release Date:

5 September 2003 (Denmark) See more »

Also Known As:

E Agora?! Roubei um Rembrandt... See more »

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Budget:

$3,000,000 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby SR

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Based on the true story of two men robbing the art collection at Nivågård near Copenhagen, Denmark, of a Rembrandt and a Bellini painting without realizing their immense value. The robbery happened on 29 January 1999, and the two men were sentenced to five years in prison. See more »

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Featured in Bag om Rembrandt (2003) See more »

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Well-made crime-comedy with an edge
14 October 2003 | by pbnSee all my reviews

Going to see this was a bit of a gamble for me. I didn't feel convinced that this film would be worthwhile, based as it is on a funny, but not terribly dramatic news story about the robbery of a Rembrandt painting. I was, in the end, positively surprised, even at Lars Brygmann's unusual role which I would have thought was out-of-character for him.

In fact, director Jannik Johansen has made a very strong and convincing story from the actual event which inspired him. The fact that the robbers stole the Rembrandt by mistake rather than by intent proves a good starting point for a comic screenplay full of surprise, distrust and, eventually, disappointment. The latter is no spoiler, for it is almost a given that a Danish crime plot on film will not depict the problem-free victory of the crooks, but rather the opposite. "Rembrandt" might, as such, remind many viewers of the famous "Olsen-Banden" series.

Actors which work well in a comic, but also dramatic and personal setting are instrumental here. The film succeeds very well, especially with before-mentioned Lars Brygmann, the super-expressive Nicolas Bro and the bold, young Jacob Cedergren for whom this is the first major film role since his breakthrough in the TV series "Edderkoppen". Nikolaj Coaster-Waldau is all right as the fourth gang member, but his part lacks perspective and importance, in part due to the fact that the ending of the film doesn't involve his character adequately. Søren Pilmark, Sonja Richter and Paprika Steen are the most noteworthy of the additional cast, all in solid performances.

Rembrandt is not by any means a revelation, nor does it attract much attention for cinematography or additional crafts, but it works on all levels and, notably, successfully adds a serious and personal angle to its humour.


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