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Stealing Rembrandt (2003)

Rembrandt (original title)
Mick and Tom are an unlikely father-son team of petty thieves. They've been hired to steal a painting from a museum. By accident, they steal the wrong painting: Denmark's only original Rembrandt masterpiece, worth millions.

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Jannik Johansen
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Lars Brygmann ... Mick
Jakob Cedergren ... Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ... Kenneth (as Nikolaj Coster Waldau)
Nicolas Bro ... Jimmy
Sonja Richter ... Trine
Søren Pilmark ... Bæk
Gordon Kennedy ... Christian
Paprika Steen ... Charlotte
Ulf Pilgaard Ulf Pilgaard ... Flemming
Thomas W. Gabrielsson ... Erik (as Thomas Gabrielsson)
Ole Ernst Ole Ernst ... Frank
Nikolaj Lie Kaas ... Kiosk Karsten
Patrick O'Kane ... Nigel
Martin Wenner ... Toby
Søren Poppel Søren Poppel ... Allan Rocker
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Storyline

Four small-time criminals led by the seasoned, but realistic Mick, unite in a plot to steal a painting from a museum for a businessman who has emotional ties to it. By accident they steal the wrong painting and find themselves with an original Rembrandt worth millions. They eye a getaway from their everyday worries and debts, but instead their problems are only multiplied. Written by Peter Brandt Nielsen

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Taglines:

They made the heist of the century - they just didn't know it.

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Action | Comedy | Crime

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Details

Official Sites:

Official site (Danish)

Country:

Denmark | UK

Language:

Danish

Release Date:

5 September 2003 (Denmark) See more »

Also Known As:

E Agora?! Roubei um Rembrandt... See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$3,000,000 (estimated)

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$59,466
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby SR

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Based on the true story of two men robbing the art collection at Nivågård near Copenhagen, Denmark, of a Rembrandt and a Bellini painting without realizing their immense value. The robbery happened on 29 January 1999, and the two men were sentenced to five years in prison. See more »

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Referenced in Bag om Rembrandt (2003) See more »

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Written by Martin Shellard
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Seems to be an hour longer than it really is.
5 April 2004 | by udeaasykleSee all my reviews

The cover advertised with that it was the same man that made "I kina spiser de hunde" and "Gamle mænn i nye biler". So i had really high expectations when i put it in my DVD player. After what seemed like a very long time i looked down at the display to see how long it had lasted. I was amazed to see that it had only lasted 50 minutes... Besides that it is quite a good movie. All in all this is about family values, as well as stealing a famous painting by accident because of a badly placed mark. It has its funny moments but most of the time it is a tale to see how friends get when there is a lot of money on the line. This is the kind of movie that i will rate 5 because it is right in between good and bad...


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