50 First Dates (2004) Poster

Dan Aykroyd: Dr. Keats

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  • Dr. Keats : And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom

    Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.

    Henry : Henry.

    Marlin : Marlin.

    Doug : Doug.

    Lucy : Lucy.

    Ten Second Tom : Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them?

    Doug : You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day...

    Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.

    Henry : Henry.

    Ten Second Tom : Hi.

    Marlin : Marlin.

  • Dr. Keats : [to Marlin]  Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.

  • Dr. Keats : All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first.

    Henry : That's my joke.

  • Dr. Keats : It could be worse.

    Lucy : Yeah? How?

    Dr. Keats : I think you should meet ten second Tom.

  • Dr. Keats : Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds.

    Ten Second Tom : I was in an accident? That's terrible.

    Dr. Keats : Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.

    Ten Second Tom : Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain... Hi. I'm Tom.

  • Dr. Keats : Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak.

    Henry : Good. How's my temporal lobe looking there, Doc?

    Dr. Keats : Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?

    Doug : Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!

    Dr. Keats : Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking.

  • Dr. Keats : Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother, a loud obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.

  • Dr. Keats : Callahan Institute is the leading brain injury clinic in the Pacific Rim. We are funded out of Sandusky Ohio by T.B. Callahan, the automotive components tycoon...

    [fade out] 

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