Gizmo: [going through Beast Boy's CDs] Crud... snot... MEGA crud... snot... crud... snot...
[repeated line]
Raven: Azarath... Metrion... ZINTHOS.
Raven: You may have created me. But you were *never* my father.
[blasts Trigon]
Trigon: Wretched - insignificant -
[gets blasted again]
Raven: Fathers are *kind*. Fathers *protect* you. Fathers *raise* you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. *They* are my family. *This* is my home. And you are not welcome here!
Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: I will try to calm down.
[takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes]
Starfire: Peace... quiet... tranquil...
[her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high]
Raven: We are sooo doomed.
[Raven wakes up from a nightmare in her goth-style room]
Raven: Maybe I should consider redecorating.
Cyborg: [Cyborg and Beast Boy are playing racing car games] You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME!
[repeated line]
Robin: Titans *go*!
Control Freak: I am the masterof monsters. I am your worst nightmares come to life. I am... Control Freak!
[Makes aplause sound with remote control and tvs]
Raven: A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control Freak: You will be. You will be.
Robin: You can't hold us here forever!
Spike: Now, don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you, better than all of us!
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah! What she said!
Spike: You watch your tone! Atlas is the greatest. He deserves your respect.
Raven: Sooo, do we get bathroom breaks?
Terra: My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.
Slade: I have to say Raven, when I found out the truth I was very impressed. All this time I had no idea of the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?
Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
Raven: Don't make me send you to another dimension.
Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!"
Raven: Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?
Raven: [sweat drops]
[Control Freak is in a Teen Titans chatroom]
Titans Fanboy #1: Robin and Starfire forever!
Titans Fanboy #2: Starfire should be with BB.
Titans Fangirl: No way!
Red X: Kid, you take life way too seriously.
[repeated line]
Cyborg Decoy: Boo-yah!
Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
Raven: The gem was born of evil's fire. / The gem shall be his portal. / He comes to claim. He comes to sire. / The end of all things mortal.
Beast Boy: [after being dropped on his head] Is it just me or are we getting our butts kicked?
Starfire: Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.
Starfire: You guys. I don't know what to do? I've tried every joke, and every bodily noise I can think of and Beast Boy still won't wake up. I'm afraid Beast Boy's brain is lost forever.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: [laughing] Good one... Hey wait a minute? Dude that's not funny. I totally have a brain. I just don't use it much.
Raven: [during a battle in the tower, she sees a bunch of robots come out of a room] That's my room! NOBODY GOES IN MY ROOM!
Raven: I always thought you were funny, BB. But I guess looks aren't everything.
Starfire: [to Robin, who is on a self-deprecating rant] No more Robin yelling at Robin!
Cyborg: Fuzzy dice? Now that's just tacky!
Beast Boy: Umm... watch out for falling dinosaurs?
Slade: [to Trigon] For the record, I'm nobody's servant!
Starfire: [after getting their bodies back from being switched, to Raven] I am me! And you are you!
Cyborg: [the rest of the Titans have their bodies back] And we're us!
Robin: Thanks to you two.
Beast Boy: You go girls!
Starfire: We have done it!
[jumps and embraces Raven]
Raven: [horrified] Ummm... you're hugging me!
Robin: [wondering what Slade's motives were for helping Trigon take over the world] So, why did you do it? For money? Status? Those dark powers?
Slade: Not everything is so... cut-and-dry, Robin.
Robin: Selling out our world for your own personal gain seems pretty cut-and-dry to me.
Slade: With or without me, there was no stopping this.
Robin: But you played a part; And just like everything else you've ever done, it's made people suffer.
Slade: It's what I do best.
Robin: No one can could ever take your place.
Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
Brother Blood: School is now in session and here's the first lesson: NO ONE DEFIES BROTHER BLOOD!
Cyborg: [as the tower is under attack] Somebody wanna explain how 200 armed robots got past my security?
Raven: [to BeastBoy] I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
[after Raven laughs and leaves the roof of Titan Tower]
Starfire: Many of your Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was... just plain freaky, correct?
[the Teen Titans arrive back at the Tower. Starfire bursts through the door, gleeful]
Starfire: Come, Friends. I shall thank you all by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses.
[the Titans look shocked]
Starfire: Are ALL the schools on your planet this horrible?
[trying to be funny]
Starfire: How many Oparans does it take to hogey a morflark? FIMBAR.
Starfire: Hello, Starfire! Hello, tiny wooden replica of Starfire!
[the Titans are treating Terra to lunch - Starfire holds up a plate of green gelatin containing what looks suspiciously like intestinal tract]
Starfire: Might you wish to partake of my home-made glorg?
[the other Titans mime "No! No!" at Terra, who wolfs it down in one bite]
Terra: Tasted like... sushi mixed with ice-cream. Got any more?
Starfire: I shall go cultivate the fungus!
Starfire: You are a klorbag varblernelk!
[Cyborg is trying to pass as a student at the H.I.V.E]
Cyborg: Mmmm! Sloppy Joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!
Cyborg: And the last slice of pizza goes to...
[spins the slice]
Cyborg: Terra!
Robin: All right, Terra!
Beast Boy: Whoo!
Starfire: You are the winner!
Raven: Um... way to go.
Cyborg: Just a rookie and already you're an MVP and the winner of the coveted four cheese trophy! The world wants to know, how does it feel?
Terra: Um, good, and kind of greasy.
Cash: What's going on, Buddy?
Cyborg: I want my car.
Sammy: Yeah, see, um... the thing is... we sort of lost it in a race.
Cyborg: YOU LOST MY CAR? MY CAR LOST A RACE?
Cash: No way, we beat him easily. She handled like a dream.
Cyborg: She did? How'd you take the curve? Cause, you know, I've been working on the supsension part to d-d-d-d... Don't try to distract me.
Cyborg: You're going to pay for that, you little grass stain!
Beast Boy: Ooh, squiggly lines. Way informative.
Raven: [just got a glimpse of Mad Mod's underwear] Okay... really not something I needed to see.
Robber: [bats come swarming out of the shadows] Who's there? I don't want any trouble.
Robin: You should have thought about that before you committed the crime!
Robber: Hey, this isn't your town. Aren't you suppose to be with...
Robin: Just moved here and from now on I work alone!
Terra: [to Raven, after an earthquake] Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?
Beast Boy: Wakie, wakie, tofu eggs and bakie.
Beast Boy: No matter what I do, she STILL treats me like tofu eggs.
Mumbo: Do I still have to go to jail?
Cyborg: You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!
Beast Boy: I'm just... practicing my nose-whistling!
[whistles]
Mad Mod: 'Ello, my duckies!
[after Starfire returns from the future]
Beast Boy: [in tears] You're telling me I'M going to be BALD?
Raven: The book of Azar is not a toy!
Beast Boy: This is the best pie in the history of pie.
Raven: So... do we get bathroom breaks?
Demon: You cannot hope to defeat pure evil.
Slade: Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself.
Trigon: The time has come. The prophecy shall be fulfilled. Tonight at dusk, when the planets align, the portal will be opened. Finally, I shall be free from this fiery prison and the Earth shall be mine.
Raven: I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.
Starfire: Let us initiate a group hug!
Robin: Calling all Titans!
Raven: [after getting off of Beast Boy as a rhino] ... And now I smell like rhino butt.
Headmistress: I am deeply sorry. Once the agents have been retrieved from the authorities, they will be severely punished.
Slade: No need. They were messengers, and my message got across loud and clear.
[then Slade pushes a button that has images of Robin popping up on the TV]
Robin: [on the TV] Who is Slade?
Brother Blood: [about Bumblebee] Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?
Robin: Who is Slade?
Starfire: I will not read your book of meanness and swirls.
Starfire: ...boogers?
Beast Boy: ...kaaaay... do you come with subtitles?
[after winning an on-line video game]
Atlas: Atlas wins again! Derek Wyatt of East-Gotham City... I dominate you.
Cyborg: I will NOT be havin' attitude from a BOAT!
Slade: Hello, Terra. Remember me?
Raven: [after discovering the sole occupant of a flying saucer] So we're being invaded by cows?
Beast Boy: Dude, turtles know what's up.
Madame Rouge: Yes, Robin, do keep in touch.
Slade: How can you save a city, Robin, when you can't save yourself?
Slade: You can't even touch me.
Goth dude: Soooo... you like show tunes?
Robin: [to Cinderblock] Drop it Cinderblock before we drop you.
Raven: I am afraid. But that dosen't mean I can't fight back.
Terra: They actually trust me.
Mad Mod: Nothing teaches discipline better than a brain-erasing trance.
Mumbo: It's only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I'm doing!
Raven: Unbridled joy? Not really my thing.
