18 user 2 critic

Gladiatress (2004)

This sword and sandals movie is an off-the-wall comedy adventure about three unlikely heroines, who set out to save Celtic Britain, by thwarting the Roman invasion in their own unique and outrageous style.


Brian Grant


Nick Whitby


Learn more

More Like This 

Smack the Pony (1999–2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  

Three female comics perform sketches dealing with a wide variety of topics, from irritating flatmates to workplace issues to people who pretend to be ill to get free things or special treatment.

Stars: Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan, Sally Phillips
Fat Slags (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.5/10 X  

The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities.

Director: Ed Bye
Stars: Fiona Allen, Sophie Thompson, Jerry O'Connell
Holding the Baby (1997–1998)
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
Stars: Paul Mark Elliott, Inday Ba, Alan Bennion
Rosemary & Thyme (2003–2006)
Crime | Drama | Mystery
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  

Set amongst the stunning gardens of Europe, Rosemary Boxer and Laura Thyme, two professional gardeners, find themselves drawn into solving mysterious crimes.

Stars: Felicity Kendal, Pam Ferris, Ryan Philpott
Comedy | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  

Clive and Ruth have moved but Dave and Cath and Rob and Leone are taking part in a treasure hunt, organized by the enthusiastic Laurence and invite the visiting Daniel - who is surprised to... See full summary »

Director: Paul Seed
Stars: Neil Pearson, Mark Benton, Brian Murphy
The Rizen (2017)
Action | Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  

The year is 1955. NATO and the Allied Forces have been conducting secret, occult experiments in a bid to win the Arms Race. Now, they have finally succeeded but what the Army has unleashed ... See full summary »

Director: Matt Mitchell
Stars: Adrian Edmondson, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Bruce Payne
We Know Where You Live (TV Series 1997)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Stars: Fiona Allen, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jeremy Fowlds
Retrograde (2004)
Action | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.1/10 X  

Two time travelers with opposing views are sent back to the present aboard a research ship in the Antarctic to prevent a global biological disaster from occuring.

Director: Christopher Kulikowski
Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Silvia De Santis, Joe Montana
Gladiatrix (TV Movie 2001)
Documentary | History
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  

A Discovery Channel documentary about an unusual Roman era grave found in England. The grave was of a woman, but contained the grave good of a gladiator. It discusses gladiators, women ... See full summary »

Director: Jeremy Freeston
Stars: Amanda Donohoe, Cecily Fay, Amanda Turner
Adventure | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.9/10 X  

Beautiful and powerful Roman General Eroticus vows revenge after being enslaved by Dickus Minimus and must train to become the most feared and least clothed Gladiator.

Director: John Bacchus
Stars: Darian Caine, Erin Brown, Jade Duboir
Director: Daniel Wilson
Stars: Spencer Brown, James Lance, Sophie Colquhoun
Short | Fantasy

An amateur metal-detector enthusiast gets more than he bargained for when he finds himself apparently trapped a strange world.

Director: Andy Coughlan
Stars: Mark Benton, Kenneth Colley, Ben Shockley


Cast overview, first billed only:
David Hayman ... General Rhinus
Ronan Vibert ... Caesar
Philippe De Grossouvre Philippe De Grossouvre ... Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule / Young Gaul
Doon Mackichan ... Dwyfuc
Fiona Allen ... Smirgut the Fierce
Sally Phillips ... Worthaboutapig
Rory MacGregor Rory MacGregor ... Male Dubonni Warrior
Pam Ferris ... Mrs. Goatsplitter
Brendan O'Hea Brendan O'Hea ... Welsh Suitor
William Chubb William Chubb ... Chamberlain
Dorian MacDonald Dorian MacDonald ... Geordie Suitor
Nicola Stephenson Nicola Stephenson ... Elderly Dubonni Woman
Marcia Warren Marcia Warren ... Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth
Dermot Keaney ... French Speaker
Bruno Lastra ... Messenger


When a particularly sissy Caesar orders his general Rhinus to proceed with the conquest of Britain, which is just a mosaic of inter-warring Celtic tribes related to the Gauls he already subjugated, those send Marcosivellauniviromandiboule (aka Young Gaul) to the Dubonni, a measly tribe where three sisters play a leading role, and therefore see the messenger foremost as an ideal catch for the unmarried youngest; his bed-test goes great, while a Roman attack on the rivaling neighbor Kent tribe is welcomed without any strategic foresight. Nevertheless the Roman war machine rolls on, so war must be engaged, however again in their, female-shaped way. Written by KGF Vissers

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis


Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?


Adventure | Comedy


See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

View content advisory »





English | French

Release Date:

19 August 2004 (Australia) See more »

Also Known As:

As Gladiadoras See more »

Filming Locations:

UK See more »

Company Credits

Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs


Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital


See full technical specs »

Did You Know?


Was released three years after wrapping. See more »


Dwyfuc: I will keep him for sperm.
See more »


Spoofs Gladiator (2000) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Not worth a pig.
1 April 2006 | by TyferraSee all my reviews

This movie was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. That may be overly harsh because I have seen "Anaconda" and "Pearl Harbour" and even parts of "Son of the Mask" but quite honestly, this film gave me a headache.

Okay, good things... good things... well, the acting was pretty good.

On to the not-so-good things. It was confusing. I mean, there was something about Romans and Britons, divine intervention, something about bees was mentioned, a kidnapping, a brief fight or something, coming back form the dead, a tunnel, a duck... I mean, it was too much random stuff thrown into a blender with the hope that it would turn out all right.

Someone told me it was a comedy once, but only ONE of my group of friends gave anything resembling a laugh once, (at the final line of the film.) I'd be quite prepared to admit that I simply 'didn't get it' because it had heart, proved by the fact that I feel bad for writing this. However, it was a waste of 80 minutes and a waste of the pizza I mindlessly consumed while my brain was straining to find a plot.

I take back what I wrote about it being the worst movie ever, but it was certainly the most confusing.

12 of 32 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 18 user reviews »

Contribute to This Page

Free Movies and TV Shows You Can Watch Now

On IMDb TV, you can catch Hollywood hits and popular TV series at no cost. Select any poster below to play the movie, totally free!

Browse free movies and TV series

Stream Popular Action and Adventure Titles With Prime Video

Explore popular action and adventure titles available to stream with Prime Video.

Start your free trial

Recently Viewed