Rose and Maloney (2002– )
[Rose is chain-smoking in Maloney's car. She drops cigarette ash on the carpet]
Maloney: [ironically] When the floor's full, just use the ash-tray.
[Maloney is late into work after spending the night with Julie. He has a very prominent love-bite on his neck]
Rose Linden: Maloney, is that a love-bite?
Maloney: Jesus! Am I not allowed *any* private life?
Rose Linden: Not when that much suction's involved.