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Nowhere Man (2005)

Unrated | | Comedy, Crime, Drama | 11 March 2005 (USA)
A desperate man ventures into a dangerous and sordid underworld of crime and pornography in search of his severed genitalia which is held for ransom by his disgruntled former girlfriend.

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Tim McCann

Writer:

Tim McCann
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael Rodrick ... Conrad
Debbie Rochon ... Jennifer
Frank Olivier Frank Olivier ... Daddy Mac
Lloyd Kaufman ... Doctor Johnson
Bob Gosse ... Hersh West
Michael Risley ... Speed
James Burton James Burton ... Larry (as Jim Burton)
Mark Tchelistcheff Mark Tchelistcheff ... Shannon
Rod Razor Rod Razor ... Little John
Steve Olivieri Steve Olivieri ... Producer
Aaron Parker Aaron Parker ... Gun Dealer
Eric Hill Eric Hill ... Bartender
Paul Williams ... Bar Patron
Kathy Good Kathy Good ... Lisa
Elvira Sinani Elvira Sinani ... Marie
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A desperate man ventures into a dangerous and sordid underworld of crime and pornography in search of his severed genitalia which is held for ransom by his disgruntled former girlfriend.

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Unrated
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Trivia

Official selection of The Sarasoda Film Festival (USA) 2005. See more »

Crazy Credits

The credits include several outtakes and bloopers, and near the end of the credits is a bonus scene of a drunk Conrad crying to a female bartender, who then offers to take him home. The bartender puts Conrad in bed and offers to perform oral sex on him, but when she gets his pants off and sees his injury she starts crying. The scene ends with Conrad suddenly sitting up and vomiting at the camera. See more »

Connections

Featured in Something to Scream About (2003) See more »

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Hollywood
Written by Drew Stiles
Performed by Yummy
Courtesy of Smoothbrain Music
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No. This is NOT a black comedy/spoof/drama. This is very nearly nothing at all.
21 July 2005 | by talltale-1See all my reviews

Chutzpah has a new--perhaps permanent--definition: NOWHERE MAN, an execrable would-be drama, would-be comedy, would-be satire, would-be goof/spoof, would-be Troma-type gore fest (Lloyd Kaufman even has a small role). So many would-be's and not a single be.

The height of the chutzpah is using outtakes during the end credits to what has already been one long outtake in itself. Without these dumber-than-usual add-ons, the film would have rolled in at just 70 minutes. With them, it stretches out the insult to 80. Jumping off (and crashing) from the John and Lorena Bobitt tale, the movie plays it mostly straight (very badly) but occasionally veers into leaden satire, which is even worse. The two leads could very possibly be decent actors. But not here. Technically the movie sucks, too, which leaves it without a single redeeming feature.

Now that I rethink for a moment, I must admit my earlier mistake: The tip-top height of chutzpah is that fact that this film actually received a theatrical release. Imagine the poor schnooks who paid movie-theatre prices!


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

11 March 2005 (USA) See more »

Filming Locations:

Jersey City, New Jersey, USA See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$250,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$173, 13 March 2005

Gross USA:

$3,105

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$3,105
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King Cobra Films See more »
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1.85 : 1
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