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Don't Ask Don't Tell (2002)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi | 5 April 2002 (USA)
"What's Up Tiger Lily?" meets mystery science theatre in this hysterical satire of homophobia and science fiction.


Doug Miles


Tex Hauser
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Credited cast:
Lloyd Floyd Lloyd Floyd ... Chief Mussolino / Ziggy Freud / Nurse Bendover / Tom & Tim Truelock / Lucy the Librarian
Erik Frandsen Erik Frandsen ... Dr. Fartin
Darby McKinney Darby McKinney ... Dancing Alien
Martin Friedrichs Martin Friedrichs ... Dancing Alien
Kielsen Baker ... Dancing Alien (as Jennifer Baker)
Johanna Saum Johanna Saum ... Dancing Alien
Agate Lechantoux Agate Lechantoux ... Lap Dancer / Pancake Girl / Major's Wife
Dave Dawson Dave Dawson ... Mailman
Steve Ferrara Steve Ferrara ... Biker (as Steven Ferrara)
Steve Lippe Steve Lippe ... J. Edgar Hoover
Chris Ferrara Chris Ferrara ... Biker
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Milos Gloriosus Milos Gloriosus ... (voice)
Tom Greenwald Tom Greenwald ... (voice)
Tex Hauser Tex Hauser ... (voice)
Nico Treasures Nico Treasures ... (voice) (as Niko Treasures)


"What's Up Tiger Lily?" meets mystery science theatre in this hysterical satire of homophobia and science fiction.

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Comedy | Fantasy | Sci-Fi


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"Lipz'r Flappin,'" the music track under the closing credits was written and performed by a high school band out of Glen Ridge, New Jersey called The Sophisticuffs. The organist on the track is Wes Miles who is now the singer for the indie-rock band Ra Ra Riot. The bass and vocals are by Ezra Koening who is a member of Vampire Weekend. See more »

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No straight persons were harmed in the making of this film. See more »


Edited from Killers from Space (1954) See more »


By Zen for Primates
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MST3K - The Early Years
8 February 2006 | by NJMoonSee all my reviews

DON'T ASK DON'T TELL is essentially a funny idea: take one long-forgotten old sci-fi potboiler and overdub the soundtrack with a lot of silly dialog that takes the film in a whole new (fabulous) direction. Something about gays and space aliens. There's some new footage, too. Mostly camp inserts like a bug-eyed alien line dance that's one of the film's best chuckles. But the whole thing is decidedly silly, and even at 75 minutes, it runs out of gas long before the credits roll. It's the sort of thing the guys from MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 perfected without cannibalizing the film. While MST3K's witty commentary was of the collegiate sort, this film is strictly grade school stuff. If you crack up at fart jokes, this film's for you. The DVD is packed with extras, which is sort of like doing a documentary on a kindergarten pageant. I'll stick to MST3K - even if I don't get every reference, I don't feel like a grade schooler.

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