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This is the one you have been waiting for your entire movie-viewing life. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is Shakespeare compared to this film. Plan 9 From Outer Space is Ben-Hur compared to this film's production values. Abbott and Costello Go to .Mars is worthy of the Best Film of the Year from the Academy Awards in competition with this movie. There was no need for make-up artists; Michaelangelo could not have helped these women with enormous, scary noses, greasy complexions, and unbelievably fat carcasses. When two of them are on the screen dancing?, you need a wide screen TV to see both of them. The comedy? team of Borin and Yelltsin are a great remedy for insomnia. The plot? and production values? are the best money could buy; for about ten Rubles.

I have seen over 100 turkeys when reviewing the worst films of all time; all of them are Citizen Kane compared to this home movie shot in two or three hours. Actually, you have got to see this for yourself. Just try to keep your jaw from dropping. Have a drink before, during and after the film; you will need it. And congratultions, you have just seen the worst film of all time.