Frank Oz: Bert, Cookie Monster, Grover
Quotes
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[Bert and Ernie are looking at the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware]
Ernie : You know what Bert, I bet George Washington caught a cold. He should have stayed home.
Bert : Do you think George Washington would stay in bed and open his Christmas presents?
Ernie : I don't know Bert.
Bert : No, sir, not the father of our country. He crossed the Delaware to New
[points west]
Bert : Jersey.
Ernie : Bert.
Bert : To New
[points west]
Bert : Jersey.
Ernie : If George Washington was going to New Jersey, why didn't he do what everybody does?
Bert : And what's that, Ernie?
Ernie : Take the George Washington Bridge, Bert.
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[Cookie Monster sees a painting of fruit]
Cookie Monster : Me eat picture!
Bob : No, no, no, Cookie Monster. You can't touch the picture.
Cookie Monster : No, me don't want to touch, me want to eat.
Bob : No, you can't, nooooo!
Cookie Monster : Let me eat frame.
Bob : The sign, Cookie Monster, look at the sign.
[sees a sign that forbids eating pictures]
Cookie Monster : Please don't eat the pictures. Aw, this going to be long night.
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Cookie Monster : Me think me eat hot dog... STAND!
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Cookie Monster : Oh boy, oh boy! Egyptian Mummy. Hmm. Look like banana with picture on. Huh? It's three thousand years old? Huh! Should be ripe now!
