Ben Foster: Eddie
Eddie : [after Tim accidentally hits Eddie with the van's window] Fuck me man, that was my head!
Mark : [after coming up with a story to tell the cops] You hear that Eddie? I never hit you.
Eddie : Why should I lie?
Mark : What are you talking about?
Eddie : Why should I lie, when this is all your fault?
Mark : My fault? How the fuck is this my fault?
Eddie : Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!