Freak Out (2004)
Merv Doody: Oh yes. This is my birthday, Christmas, Yom Kippur all rolled into one. Look at 'em. Look at the two losers. They haven't got a clue. They are 100% chainsaw fodder.
Onkey: So I told her, you know, it's like waving a stick in the Grand Canyon!
Looney: But I'm not a serial killer.
Merv Doody: Yeah, whatever.
Looney: Give me another chance, I'll try again. If you help me and I really put my mind to it I'm sure I could hack you to death, maim you, seriously deform you for life at least.
Merv Doody: You've already messed up my hard-hitting schlockumentary. I wanted Freddy Krueger and you gave me Noel Coward.
Merv Doody: Who knows? Maybe I'm looking at the next Freddy, the new Jason!
Looney: Freddie Mercury and Jason Priestley? I love those guys!