NWA: Total Nonstop Action (2002–2004)
Vince Russo: [to a fan holding a sign saying "Russo's a Virgin"] I think you're mom will disagree with that.
Mike Tenay: What would you rather see? A classic wrestling match between the likes of Flair and Steamboat, or a midget jerking off in a garbage can?
Vince Russo: I'm gonna shove my foot up your Eddie Munster ass so fast it'll make your head spin!
Vince Russo: Sports Entertainment Xtreme. Tradition sucks, S.E.X. sells!
Don West: He hit it perfectly!
Jeff Jarrett: I learned a hard lesson. In order to be a success in this business, you have to be a selfish son of a bitch. Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Dusty Rhodes, they're all selfish. So when I heard Hulh Hogan was planning to come to TNA, I decided to bring TNA straight to him. No-one is gonna take my glory! No one is gonna take my title!
The Fallen Angel: My name is Christopher Daniels... and I am here to save your souls.
Raven: Be my partner. Come on, trust me. I've never screwed you before.
The Sandman: What? You've never screwed me before? You kidnapped and brainwashed my wife and son! Whadda you mean, you've never screwed me before?
Monty Brown: I didn't come here to fight an antelope like Don Harris, or a gazelle like Chris Vaughn. I am the alpha male, this is my hunting ground and I am after big game. It's not duck season, it's not rabbit season, it's OPEN season on anyone who gets in my way!
Mike Tenay: Look out, Monty!
[screaming as Elix Skipper prepares to throw yellow paint on Monty Brown]