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Jesus, Mary and Joey (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 11 September 2005 (USA)
Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as '... See full summary »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Joey Vitello
... Mary O'Callahan
... Frankie Vitello
... Sophia Vitello
... Tony Cappucino
... Jack O'Callahan
... Liz O'Callahan
... Angelina Vitello
... Joey Vitello, Sr.
... Mikey Vitello
... Teddy the Bartender
... Father Gino
... Melissa (as Hallie Kate Eisenberg)
... Amber
... Carlo
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Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own. Written by Federal Hill Pictures

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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy finds God!

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Rated PG-13 for language
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St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes, not lost items. St. Anthony bears that title. See more »

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They Got That Look
Written and Performed by John McAndrew
Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk
Published by McAndrew Music and MauiKat Music
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A thoroughly enjoyable film
5 August 2006 | by See all my reviews

I just saw this little charmer under the title of

WELCOME BACK MISS MARY on Showtime ON DEMAND, I just wanted to kill some time & watch anything before my main film tonight.

This was a nice surprise, with basically a little or no name cast, this is a very well thought out screenplay, The author seemed to hit all the right notes, in what could have been a sloppy cliché ridden script. OH yes there still are clichés, but handled deftly, the acting is a pure delight by all the large cast. I know I want to see some of these actors again.

Next I have to look this film up to see when & if it was a theatre release, & when it will be on Showtime again, as I will want to record & keep this one.

Rating *** (out of 4) 88 points (out of 100) IMDb 8 (out of 10)


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