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Jesus, Mary and Joey (2005)

Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as '... See full summary »

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James Quattrochi

Writer:

Vincent Pagano
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Vincent Pagano ... Joey Vitello
Marley Shelton ... Mary O'Callahan
Jennifer Esposito ... Frankie Vitello
Olympia Dukakis ... Sophia Vitello
Jason Gedrick ... Tony Cappucino
Stacy Keach ... Jack O'Callahan
Tess Harper ... Liz O'Callahan
Judith Scarpone ... Angelina Vitello
John Capodice ... Joey Vitello, Sr.
Mike Pagano ... Mikey Vitello
Charles Durning ... Teddy the Bartender
Dan Lauria ... Father Gino
Hallie Eisenberg ... Melissa (as Hallie Kate Eisenberg)
Michele Santopietro ... Amber
John Mariano ... Carlo
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Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own. Written by Federal Hill Pictures

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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy finds God!

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Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for language
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

11 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Welcome Back Miss Mary See more »

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Dolby Digital

Color:

Color
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Goofs

St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes, not lost items. St. Anthony bears that title. See more »

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Give Me New Eyes
Written and Performed by John McAndrew
Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk
Published by McAndrew Music and MauiKat Music, BMI
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Funny and Inspirational
23 July 2006 | by bedfordsSee all my reviews

I laughed and was inspired as I watched this sensitive portrayal of a complex relationship between Joey, a young Roman Catholic, and a born-again young lady named Mary. The central characters were complex, not the one-dimensional types often seen in this kind of story. (I am tired of seeing born-again Christians portrayed as either "holier-than-thou" or hypocrites.) Additional characters were somewhat zany and made this a really funny movie to watch. I especially enjoyed the contrast between the two families, although they were too stereotypical. The most appealing feature of the movie is the development of the dynamic relationship between Joey and Mary and also the growth of Joey's character. The script was written by Vincent Pagano, the actor who played Joey, and I would like to see more from him.


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