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Jesus, Mary and Joey (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 11 September 2005 (USA)
Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as '... See full summary »

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James Quattrochi

Writer:

Vincent Pagano
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Vincent Pagano ... Joey Vitello
Marley Shelton ... Mary O'Callahan
Jennifer Esposito ... Frankie Vitello
Olympia Dukakis ... Sophia Vitello
Jason Gedrick ... Tony Cappucino
Stacy Keach ... Jack O'Callahan
Tess Harper ... Liz O'Callahan
Judith Scarpone ... Angelina Vitello
John Capodice ... Joey Vitello, Sr.
Mike Pagano ... Mikey Vitello
Charles Durning ... Teddy the Bartender
Dan Lauria ... Father Gino
Hallie Eisenberg ... Melissa (as Hallie Kate Eisenberg)
Michele Santopietro ... Amber
John Mariano ... Carlo
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Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own. Written by Federal Hill Pictures

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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy finds God!

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Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for language
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

11 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Welcome Back Miss Mary See more »

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Dolby Digital

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Color
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Goofs

St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes, not lost items. St. Anthony bears that title. See more »

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aka Welcome Back Miss Mary See more »

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Give Me New Eyes
Written and Performed by John McAndrew
Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk
Published by McAndrew Music and MauiKat Music, BMI
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Religious Mumbo-Jumbo
31 March 2008 | by grovetussenSee all my reviews

This movie was sold to me under false pretenses. I thought it was a romantic comedy, but it's just a religious promotional film. The characters and acting isn't all bad, but the story is weak at best.

What I got out of this was: "We're Christians, we are good because of our faith in god, and everyone that don't believe in god are immoral, horrible people." As a person that believe in science and facts, and take fairy tales as what they are, fairy tales, this was a 1h45min waste of time for me. If they had toned down the Jesus part and focused more on romance and comedy, it would have been watchable, but as now, it's not, unless you're extremely religious, but then you don't need to watch it, since you have already bought into the propaganda.


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