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Jesus, Mary and Joey (2005)

Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as '... See full summary »

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James Quattrochi

Writer:

Vincent Pagano
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Vincent Pagano ... Joey Vitello
Marley Shelton ... Mary O'Callahan
Jennifer Esposito ... Frankie Vitello
Olympia Dukakis ... Sophia Vitello
Jason Gedrick ... Tony Cappucino
Stacy Keach ... Jack O'Callahan
Tess Harper ... Liz O'Callahan
Judith Scarpone ... Angelina Vitello
John Capodice ... Joey Vitello, Sr.
Mike Pagano ... Mikey Vitello
Charles Durning ... Teddy the Bartender
Dan Lauria ... Father Gino
Hallie Eisenberg ... Melissa (as Hallie Kate Eisenberg)
Michele Santopietro ... Amber
John Mariano ... Carlo
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Storyline

Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own. Written by Federal Hill Pictures

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Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy finds God!

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Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for language
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

11 September 2005 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Welcome Back Miss Mary See more »

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Dolby Digital

Color:

Color
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Goofs

St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes, not lost items. St. Anthony bears that title. See more »

Soundtracks

They Got That Look
Written and Performed by John McAndrew
Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk
Published by McAndrew Music and MauiKat Music
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A very pleasant surprise
14 February 2007 | by pamcoxSee all my reviews

I had never heard of this movie and happened upon it. I was strangely drawn to it and found it very sweet and endearing. I enjoyed the storyline and was moved by the fact that, although the characters are all different and at times argumentative, they learn to accept one another and their differences. As a Chrsitian, I enjoyed the fact that we can embrace our differences; we have the same common goal. I thought it was definitely watchable and hope to see it again and share it with others. It is very refreshing to see a movie written by a young man, that contains this sort of content. I also appreciated that he didn't write the characters to seem perfect, yet flawed as they are, they are lovable.


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