Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as '...
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| Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
| Vincent Pagano | ... | Joey Vitello | |
| Marley Shelton | ... | Mary O'Callahan | |
| Jennifer Esposito | ... | Frankie Vitello | |
| Olympia Dukakis | ... | Sophia Vitello | |
| Jason Gedrick | ... | Tony Cappucino | |
| Stacy Keach | ... | Jack O'Callahan | |
| Tess Harper | ... | Liz O'Callahan | |
| Judith Scarpone | ... | Angelina Vitello | |
| John Capodice | ... | Joey Vitello, Sr. | |
| Mike Pagano | ... | Mikey Vitello | |
| Charles Durning | ... | Teddy the Bartender | |
| Dan Lauria | ... | Father Gino | |
| Hallie Eisenberg | ... | Melissa (as Hallie Kate Eisenberg) | |
| Michele Santopietro | ... | Amber | |
| John Mariano | ... | Carlo | |
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Twenty-something and aimless, Joey Vitello still lives at home with his colorful Italian-American family when he is reunited with a childhood schoolmate, Mary O'Callahan. Once mocked as 'Scary Mary' this ugly duckling has blossomed into an irresistible beauty. She's returned to the old neighborhood after an intense bout with cancer. When Joey learns her cure was the result of a miracle, friendship turns to romance as she educates him on the crossroads to the Almighty. Joey challenges his family's faith with his new found revelations and chaos ensues as they all search for a miracle of their own. Written by Federal Hill Pictures
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11 September 2005 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
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Written and Performed by John McAndrew
Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk
Published by McAndrew Music and MauiKat Music, BMI
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St. Jude is the patron saint of hopeless causes, not lost items. St. Anthony bears that title. See more »Alternate Versions
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Give Me New EyesWritten and Performed by John McAndrew
Produced and Mixed by Ken S. Polk
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This movie was sold to me under false pretenses. I thought it was a romantic comedy, but it's just a religious promotional film. The characters and acting isn't all bad, but the story is weak at best.
What I got out of this was: "We're Christians, we are good because of our faith in god, and everyone that don't believe in god are immoral, horrible people." As a person that believe in science and facts, and take fairy tales as what they are, fairy tales, this was a 1h45min waste of time for me. If they had toned down the Jesus part and focused more on romance and comedy, it would have been watchable, but as now, it's not, unless you're extremely religious, but then you don't need to watch it, since you have already bought into the propaganda.