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American Cousins (2003)

Two American mafiosi, Gino and Settimo, take refuge in the Glasgow cafe owned by their Scottish/Italian cousin. But cousin Roberto isn't the tough guy they'd expected. His strengths are ... See full summary »

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Don Coutts

Writer:

Sergio Casci
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Danny Nucci ... Gino
Shirley Henderson ... Alice
Gerald Lepkowski ... Roberto
Russell Hunter ... Nonno
Dan Hedaya ... Settimo
Stevan Rimkus Stevan Rimkus ... JoJo
Olegar Fedoro ... Taras
Stephen Graham ... Henry
Jake Abraham Jake Abraham ... Vince
Eva Coutts Eva Coutts ... Young Sundae Girl
Alan McQueen Alan McQueen ... Ostap
George McNeilage George McNeilage ... Andriy
Rab Reilly Rab Reilly ... Mikola
Maureen Carr Maureen Carr ... Woman at Airport
Sean McCardie Sean McCardie ... Boy at Airport
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Storyline

Two American mafiosi, Gino and Settimo, take refuge in the Glasgow cafe owned by their Scottish/Italian cousin. But cousin Roberto isn't the tough guy they'd expected. His strengths are fish frying and stamp collecting, and he thinks Magnum 45s are a type of ice cream. Gino and Settimo try to repay Roberto's hospitality by chasing off a debt collector who wants his property, but their strong arm tactics alarm him and he realises they aren't the PR consultants they claimed to be Written by Anonymous

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You think you've got family problems.

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Crime | Drama

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 November 2003 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Oikogeneia mafiozon See more »

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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color
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Goofs

When Gino and Settimo arrive at the airport, the interior is clearly showing Glasgow "Prestwick" airport, however when Roberto leaves the airport in his van with Gino and Settimo he drives across the roundabout which is outside Glasgow International (Abbotsinch) airport which is 35 miles away from Prestwick. See more »

Quotes

Gino: All we done in four days is fry fish and shoot people. Want counts for fun around here?
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Soundtracks

Non Ho L'Eta Per Amarti
Written by Mario Panzeri and Nicola Salerno (as Nisa)
(c) Edizioni Suvini Zerboni
By kind permission of Warner/Chappell Music Limited
Performed by Gigliola Cinquetti
By Arrangement with Warner Music Italy/Strategic Marketing UK
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Absolute Trash
24 February 2004 | by pete001See all my reviews

Honestly, i went and watched this film on the recommendations and good score shown here at imdb. I laughed all the way thru this film, not because it was funny, not because it was quirky and charming, but because it was one of the worst movies I have EVER seen. Now you may say that this is being harsh, but I've seen Police Academy Mission to Moscow and that has more redeeming qualities than this film.

Even the fact that this film is based in Scotland, the beautiful country that I am from, that didn't help it. The whole plot was ludicrous, Italian mobsters with a weak family link to some people in Scotland go to stay with them at a chip shop. They even begin to work there, battering fish etc. just so laughable.

I would rant on more but I can't be bothered as this film isn't worth bothering about.

LEAVE IT ALONE!


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