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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

Director:

Terry M. West

Writer:

Terry M. West
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Horny
A.J. Khan ... Spam
Barbara Joyce Barbara Joyce ... Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof
John Link ... Ballem
Anoushka ... Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn
Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards Paige Richards ... Whorespank
Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid
Chelsea Mundae Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep
Rick Wright Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride Timothy McBride ... Baldwin
Zachary Stone Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Lord of the Strings See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA

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Production Co:

E.I. Independent Cinema See more »
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Runtime:

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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Quotes

Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
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Alternate Versions

Available in the USA, in both an R-rated and a longer unrated version. See more »

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Spoofs Taxi Driver (1976) See more »

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Unbelievably Bad
27 August 2004 | by gpadilloSee all my reviews

The idea is almost kind of fun. For about 10 minutes, when the thing starts to sag like some of the botoxed bossomy broads passing themselves off as actresses.

The whole thing gets bogged down with so many bad ideas, poor execution and acting so excrutiatingly bad it makes the worst of soap operas look and sound like Shakespeare.

This would be better off as full fledged porn rather than a feeble attempt at aiming towards "B" moviedom. As it is it seriously stinks.

All in all I'd say this flick is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys. Nah, it ain't that much fun.


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