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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Terry M. West

Writer:

Terry M. West
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Horny
A.J. Khan ... Spam
Barbara Joyce Barbara Joyce ... Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof
John Link ... Ballem
Anoushka ... Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn
Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards Paige Richards ... Whorespank
Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid
Chelsea Mundae Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep
Rick Wright Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride Timothy McBride ... Baldwin
Zachary Stone Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit
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Storyline

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Lord of the Strings See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA

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Technical Specs

Runtime:

| (edited)

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?

Trivia

This film is not the real Lord of the Rings, do not submit for primary sources in research papers See more »

Quotes

Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
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Alternate Versions

Available in the USA, in both an R-rated and a longer unrated version. See more »

Connections

References American Pie (1999) See more »

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Another Version
23 August 2003 | by kamesamaSee all my reviews

I've noticed that the comments about this video are all about the Original 'Un-Rated' Version of the video. Most of the people say that the sex scenes are lame and seem to take away from the movie. Also, I've seen people say that it could have been funnier. Well, there is a REALLY different alternate edit of the movie which is hard (if not impossible) to find in stores. I had to order it from Seductions Cinema's website. This version is a 'R-Rated' version with virtually all of the sex scenes edited out and replaced with comic scenes. I liked this version a lot better. It flowed better and was much more enjoyable to watch. Now, if you find low budget 'B-Movies' painful to watch, then you should still avoid this film. But, if you are a fan of those kind of films (and Seduction Cinema's earlier funnier work)you might want to try to get the Alternate edit of this video.


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