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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

Director:

Terry M. West

Writer:

Terry M. West
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Horny
A.J. Khan ... Spam
Barbara Joyce Barbara Joyce ... Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof
John Link ... Ballem
Anoushka ... Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn
Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards Paige Richards ... Whorespank
Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid
Chelsea Mundae Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep
Rick Wright Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride Timothy McBride ... Baldwin
Zachary Stone Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit
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A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Trivia

This film is not the real Lord of the Rings, do not submit for primary sources in research papers See more »

Quotes

Smirnof, the Wizard: I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!
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Alternate Versions

Available in the USA, in both an R-rated and a longer unrated version. See more »

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Seduction Cinema strikes again.
19 April 2004 | by suspiria10See all my reviews

Well where to begin. Diddle Earth is once again threatened by the evil weapon known as the G-String. Smirnoff the wizard enlists three Throbbits from Throbbiton to go up against the forces of evil, namely Soura$$ the wizard and the one that continually searches for his precious, Ballem. Will the three Throbbits, Dildo Saggins, Horny and Spam survive their quest and destroy the G-String in the chasm of Mount Partypooper? Better yet, will we care?

This spoof by the guys at Seduction Cinema is actually pretty entertaining. Stupid funny are all the jokes with ample amounts of female nudity and lesbian sex. It is just your typical softcore guy flick. No socially redeeming qualities. But you already guessed that I think. The film has a few attractive ladies in this one. I know I'm a pig.

Suspiria10 gives it C-


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Lord of the Strings See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA

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Runtime:

| (edited)

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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