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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

Director:

Terry M. West

Writer:

Terry M. West
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Dildo Saggins (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Horny
A.J. Khan ... Spam
Barbara Joyce Barbara Joyce ... Araporn
Michael R. Thomas ... Smirnof
John Link ... Ballem
Anoushka ... Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes Allanah Rhodes ... Hymen Torn
Suzi Lorraine ... Drusilla (as Kelli Summers)
Paige Richards Paige Richards ... Whorespank
Ruby Larocca ... Bar Maid
Chelsea Mundae Chelsea Mundae ... Bar Keep
Rick Wright Rick Wright ... Inn Keeper
Timothy McBride Timothy McBride ... Baldwin
Zachary Stone Zachary Stone ... Horny Throbbit
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Storyline

A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 March 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Lord of the Strings See more »

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA

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Technical Specs

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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?

Quotes

Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
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Alternate Versions

Available in the USA, in both an R-rated and a longer unrated version. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Pretty Little Liars: Crash and Burn, Girl! (2013) See more »

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Too soft for softcore
23 January 2005 | by slake09See all my reviews

If you're looking for steamy soft core, this isn't it. It's an actual attempt at comedy, not something Seduction Cinema does well. I've seen several of their movies and this one is the worst so far. As a certified male pig, I was looking for a lot of nudity and as much of that as possible....what I got was a bad comedy and some television-style T&A. Avoid this one, and if you're a big Misty Mundae fan see SpiderBabe or Lust for Dracula instead. I give it a 2 only because Misty Mundae was her ever-amusing self in it.

The comedy isn't mind-bogglingly awful, it's just bad. You will even chuckle at a few places, but overall you'll wish you saw something else. Think you're going to see a lot of g-strings? Think again.


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