Honey (2003)
Quotes
Chaz: Besides, I never mess up a kid's head, especially when his mom's in the shop.
Honey: [Chuckles] He's eight. That would have made me 14. I'm not that kind of girl.
Chaz: My bad.
Honey: We just peoples.
Raymond: Yeah, we peoples.
Chaz: You peoples? Playa, playa, how'd you swing that? I've been tryin' to be her peoples for weeks. Ain't had no luck.
Raymond: I got flow.
[All laughing]
Chaz: I got flow too. You don't think I got some flow?
Raymond: Maybe not as much as me.
Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video.
Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.
Gina: Well, there's only one world - the real world - and in that world if a man takes a woman out on a Friday night in her hooker heels and she can't bring her homegirl, he tryin' to get some booty.
Missy Elliott: [to limo driver] You big dummy! How the hell you don't know how to get to the BQE? Let me tell you something: If you make me miss my hook-up with miss Honey Daniels, I'm gonna barbeque your Big-Bird-looking, Men-In-Black-wannabe, driving Miss Daisy ass!
Chaz: ...I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.
Barber: [watching Honey leave Chaz's Barber Shop, where Chaz has just unsuccessfully asked Honey out on a date] Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game IMMEDIATELY.
Missy Elliott: You, you need to call M.C. Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Ya'll two crazy people in here.
Honey: I like that. Your flavor's hot.
Michael Ellis: Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You're one of those.
Honey: I'm not one of anything. I'm just not up for this.
Gina: Honey, you got skills. And that's gonna take you places.
Michael Ellis: I got you a new choreographer for this video.
Ginuwine: For real? Who?
Michael Ellis: This girl right here.
[Honey chokes on her drink]
Honey: It was everything I always wanted. But when I had got it, it felt like nothing, less than nothing.
Benny: Look, yo. There's people that good things happen to. And there's people that good things don't happen to. That's just the way it goes.
Honey: I want you to fire 'em. I want you to tell them why you're not using 'em.
Michael Ellis: What makes you think I care what you want?
