Part 1 stars: Two young women watching a cheap horror film during a sleepover as a real life criminal enters their home. Part 2 is the same criminal inviting Misty Mundae into his home ... See full summary »
Misty Mundae (Erin Brown) and Daisy (Chelsea Mundae) team up to get beaten down...and beaten down hard. Hanging out playing their rock-n-roll instruments and grooving on psychedelia, little... See full summary »
An innocent and naive young woman arrives in Los Angeles to make it as a big-name actress, only to suffer though the pain and humiliation of the casting couch routine again and again thus ... See full summary »
Misty is sexually awakened by her sultry roommate leading to a sensual and naughty bathing encounter. Meanwhile, neighbor Ruby teases those who gaze at her window by doing an erotic ... See full summary »
Nora and Nikko are brother and sister, she's a serial killer and he's her voyeuristic accomplice. Nora seduces the college boys with her sensual poetry and flirting then lures them to a cave to kill them.
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Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.
He strangles people with electric cords. And tickles them. Why? Who knows. He apparently did it in the previous film but all we get for explanation is "it's happening again."
The first 17mins or so of this crapfest are the lead actress dreaming she's being strangled, writhing around on the bed by herself. Then we get to see inside her dream as William Hellfire strangles her. That's 17mins.
Cut to Benny coming over to say that he wants to stop pimping, shooting heroin and abusing the stable of girls he runs. (Benny is some thin, geeky white boy so...no.) Holly tells him he needs Jesus and he agrees as long as Jesus lets him shoot heroin and urinate on women. It's *sort* of clever, but not really.
After that, The Stranger does his strangling thing in overly long, overly boring ways. Pretty much an hour to do three killings. With bad lighting. And a camcorder. And horrible sound.
I don't know why I bother with Factory 2000 films. The early ones are William Hellfire with a camcorder and Misty Mundae. Oh. Wait. That's why I bother with Factory 2000 films - Misty Mundae.
Unless you're a completist, don't bother with this. It's the worst of the Factory 2000 movies I've seen and that's saying a lot.
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