Elf (2003)

Peter Billingsley: Ming Ming

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• Ming Ming : It's alright, Buddy. Just how many Etch-A-Sketches did you get finished?

  [Buddy is silent] 

  Ming Ming : Come on, Buddy, how many?

  Buddy : I made, uh... 85.

  [elves stop working, stare in surprise] 

  Ming Ming : [observes elves, turns back to Buddy]  85? That puts you... 915 off the pace.

  [shrugs] 

  Buddy : Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins!

• Foom Foom : [as Buddy eavesdrops]  It was quick thinking yesterday with that "Special Talents" thing.

  Ming Ming : I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise.

  Foom Foom : Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now, I don't think he ever will.

• Ming Ming : I hate to do this to you, but do you think you could help me pick up the slack on those Etch-A-Sketches?

  Foom Foom : No problem.

  Ming Ming : [Buddy begins to eavesdrop]  I appreciate it, Buddy is killing me. I've already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.