The Lion King 3: Hakuna Matata (Video 2004) Poster

Jerry Stiller: Uncle Max

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  • Mom : Something's different about Timon.

    Uncle Max : You think?

    Uncle Max : [shouting]  He's wearing a dress!

  • Uncle Max : Scurry, sniff... . flinch! Scurry, sniff... . flinch!

  • Mom : Uncle Max, have you seen Timon?

    Uncle Max : No, I haven't... . and what a day it's been. No fractures, no lacerations, concussions, contusions of any sort. As a matter of fact there's no sign of Timon's handy-work anywhere!

  • Uncle Max : Meerkat! It's what's for dinner!

  • Uncle Max : Timon the sentry? Why don't you save the hyenas the trouble and kill me now? JUST KILL ME NOW!

    Timon : [to Mom]  He has a point.

    Mom : All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one. Look at Iron Joe.

    Iron Joe : [camera pans over to Iron Joe]  DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES! DON'T LOOK AWAY! SOMEBODY'S GONNA GUARD US! SOMEBODY'S GONNA PROTECT US!

    [sobs uncontrollably] 

    Timon : [camera pans over to Timon]  Well, now I'm convinced... .

  • Uncle Max : We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!

    Timon : But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?

    Uncle Max : Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.

  • Uncle Max : I flinched, when I should have scurried.

  • Uncle Max : Now what do we do if we see a hyena?

    Timon : Scream, "MOMMY!"

  • Mom : Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him!

    Uncle Max : ARE YOU NUTS?

    Mom : [dryly, to Rafiki]  Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it?

  • Timon : [terrified]  Hy... hy... hy...

    Shenzi : Well "Hi" to you too!

    Shenzi : [smacks Timon, who goes rolling down a hill and bumps into Uncle Max] 

    Uncle Max : This no time for horseplay Timon! You're suppose to be up there looking out for...

    [sees the hyenas approaching] 

    Uncle Max : HYENAS!

  • Uncle Max : That's right, Mister! Because the world out there is fraught, FRAUGHT I tell you!

    [shakes Timon] 

    Timon : Oh, boy. It's the fraught fest.

    Uncle Max : They're gonna rip us limb from limb!

    Timon : [clapping]  Bravo, Uncle Max! Way'ta sell it to the cheap seats!

  • Uncle Max : Appluad now sonny boy, but try clapping when you don't have any hands.

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