The Incredibles (2004)
Samuel L. Jackson: Lucius Best, Frozone
Lucius : Honey?
Honey : What?
Lucius : Where's my super suit?
Honey : What?
Lucius : WHERE - IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?
Honey : I, uh, put it away!
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius : *Where*?
Honey : *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius : I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey : Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius : The public is in danger!
Honey : My evening's in danger!
Lucius : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey : 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
[as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius reaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers]
Cop : Freeze!
Lucius : I'm thirsty.
Cop : I said freeze!
Lucius : I'm just getting a drink.
[takes the cup to his lips and drinks]
Cop : Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to...
Lucius : I know, I know. Freeze.
[freezes the cop]
Lucius : Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good.
Lucius : [Bob and Lucius are sitting in a parked car, reminiscing] So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?
Bob : [laughing] He starts monologuing.
Lucius : He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda.
Bob : Yammering.
Lucius : Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!
[Bob and Lucius are rescuing people from a burning building]
Bob : Can't you put this out?
Lucius : I can't lay down a layer thick enough. It's evaporating too fast!
Bob : What's that mean?
Lucius : It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
Bob : You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!
Lucius : There *is no* water in the air! What's your excuse, running out of muscle?
Bob : I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second, it's going to come down on top of us!
Lucius : I wanted to go bowling!
Lucius : We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!
Lucius : What are we doing here, Bob?
Bob : We're protecting people.
Lucius : Nobody asked us.
Bob : You need an invitation?
Lucius : I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking around, and... You remember Gazer Beam?
Bob : Yeah, there was something about him in the paper.
Lucius : He had trouble adjusting to civilian life too.
Bob : When was the last time you saw him?
Lucius : I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob, just you, and we're pushing our luck as it is.