The Incredibles (2004) Poster

Samuel L. Jackson: Lucius Best, Frozone



  • Lucius : Honey?

    Honey : What?

    Lucius : Where's my super suit?

    Honey : What?

    Lucius : WHERE - IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?

    Honey : I, uh, put it away!

    [helicopter explodes outside] 

    Lucius : *Where*?

    Honey : *Why* do you *need* to know?

    Lucius : I need it!

    [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] 

    Honey : Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!

    Lucius : The public is in danger!

    Honey : My evening's in danger!

    Lucius : YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! We are talking about the greater good!

    Honey : 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

  • Dash : [answers door]  Hey, Lucius!

    Lucius : Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.

    Bob : Hey, hey! ICE of you to drop by.

    Lucius : Ha!


    Lucius : Never heard that one before.

  • [as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius reaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers] 

    Cop : Freeze!

    Lucius : I'm thirsty.

    Cop : I said freeze!

    Lucius : I'm just getting a drink.

    [takes the cup to his lips and drinks] 

    Cop : Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to...

    Lucius : I know, I know. Freeze.

    [freezes the cop] 

  • Lucius : Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good.

  • Frozone : Just like old times, huh Bob?

    Mr. Incredible : [slapping him in the back]  Just like old times.

    Frozone : Ha-ha, yeah. Hurt then, too. Ow.

  • Lucius : [Bob and Lucius are sitting in a parked car, reminiscing]  So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?

    Bob : [laughing]  He starts monologuing.

    Lucius : He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda.

    Bob : Yammering.

    Lucius : Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!

  • [Bob and Lucius are rescuing people from a burning building] 

    Bob : Can't you put this out?

    Lucius : I can't lay down a layer thick enough. It's evaporating too fast!

    Bob : What's that mean?

    Lucius : It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!

    Bob : You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!

    Lucius : There *is no* water in the air! What's your excuse, running out of muscle?

    Bob : I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second, it's going to come down on top of us!

    Lucius : I wanted to go bowling!

  • Bob : Want to catch a robber?

    Lucius : No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up?

  • Lucius : It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get...

    Bob : [listening to radio]  A fire! We're close! Yeah, baby!

    Lucius : ...caught.

    [the car peels out of the alley] 

    Bob : Fire! Yeah!

  • Lucius : We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!

  • Lucius : What are we doing here, Bob?

    Bob : We're protecting people.

    Lucius : Nobody asked us.

    Bob : You need an invitation?

    Lucius : I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking around, and... You remember Gazer Beam?

    Bob : Yeah, there was something about him in the paper.

    Lucius : He had trouble adjusting to civilian life too.

    Bob : When was the last time you saw him?

    Lucius : I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob, just you, and we're pushing our luck as it is.

  • Cop : Freeze!

    Lucius : I'm thirsty

    [fills his cup with water] 

    Cop : I said freeze!

    Lucius : I'm just getting a drink.

    [sips his drink] 

    Cop : Alright, you had your drink. Now I want you to...

    Lucius : I know, I know. Freeze.

    [freezes the cop with his powers] 

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