Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path.

Director:

David Worth

Writers:

Scott Devine, William Hooke

Stars:

John Barrowman, Jenny McShane, Ryan Cutrona

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
John Barrowman	...	Ben Carpenter
Jenny McShane	...	Cataline Stone (as Jennifer McShane)
Ryan Cutrona	...	Chuck Rampart
Bashar Rahal	...	Luis Ruiz
George Stanchev	...	Esai 'Sy'
Pavlin Kemilev	...	Porter
Plamen Manassiev	...	Radio Tech (as Plamen Manasiev)
Krasimir Simeonov	...	Sonar Chief
Ivo Tonchev	...	Ramirez
Rosi Chernogorova	...	Sherry
Plamen Zahov	...	Hector
Peter Rusev	...	First Mate
Viktor Chichov	...	Male Tourist (as Victor Chichov)
Anya Pencheva	...	Wife
Danny Boy	...	Diver #1 (as Dany Boy)

Storyline

Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror!

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Plot Keywords:

skinny dipping | bikini girl | bare breasts | underwear | thong | 

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Taglines:

Say hello to the great-grandmother of Jaws...now say goodbye.

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Genres:

Action | Adventure | Horror | Sci-Fi | Thriller

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language, sexuality and violence/gore

Details

Country:

Israel South Africa USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

20 October 2004 (Kuwait)

Also Known As:

Shark Attack 3

Filming Locations:

Sofia, Bulgaria

Company Credits

Production Co:

Millennium Films, Martien Holdings A.V.V.

Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

John Barrowman revealed on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross: Episode #11.10 (2006) that the line, "I'm really wired... What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" was intended to make Jenny McShane laugh, and was not intended to stay in the film. On Al Murray's Happy Hour (2007), he revealed that the actress, contrary to his expectations, gave no reaction. This was ideal as his line was dubbed to "...and watch I Love Lucy (1951)?" for the HBO TV version.

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Goofs

When mama megalodon attacks boats, its teeth are twice bigger, than human's head. When Ben collects one tooth, it is a size of a hand.

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Quotes

Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa!

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Connections

Featured in WatchMojo: Top 10 Hilarious Movie Deaths (2013)

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Soundtracks

Peg Leg Bossa
Written and Performed by Bill Wandel

User Reviews

Without Question, the Funniest Film Ever Made

I can say in all seriousness that this film is the funniest I have ever had the good fortune to watch. The fact that the humor is unintentional only makes it that much better (unless this is all a joke and it really is supposed to be this bad). In any case, anyone who feels like their life is going poorly, just remember: not once, at any point in your life have you ever produced anything half as bad as this movie. Everything about this movie, from the script to the acting and, especially, to the special effects, is literally laugh-out-loud funny. I strongly strongly recommend Shark Attack 3: Megalodon to anyone who hasn't revelled in its B-movie glory.